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I've made a few phone calls and I think I can get a thousand or two seedlings to plant. In 2 to 3 weeks time - the 26th to 31st Oct week.
If you are in Utawala area and want to be involved, let me know. Watu wa running clubs nini nini poa karibuni.
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Someone dug the KNH > Mbagathi road road and left it in a messy mess!
@KURAroads
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You can't be fat, hold an illegitimate government position and be this arrogant.
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"I have received so much backlash from my earlier tweet. So let me write a long convoluted paragraph and double down on my nonsense. And then I can end by reminding them that I'm better than them. That should convince them I'm completely unbothered, which I clearly am."
This a memo to all the sanctimonius dimwits that have been camped here two days hyperventilating about a comment they did not understand.
The subject matter is a “dysfunctional country”. A country is not the State oo government. The functioning or dysfunction of country refers to its civic culture, not the performance of its public officials. By dysfunctional country I understand overlapping drivers causing endless gridlocks, where buildings collapsing, students burning schools and murderous cults become normalized. Yes, dysfunctional country can be exhausting, but no one owes you better one. Whatever you think of those of us who have stepped forward to do our bit, whether we are corrupt or unsophisticated, we are better than you. You pointing fingers from a safe distance, are the scum of the earth.
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100,000 Brick House, in New Delhi. A home designed for a writer, where the brick provides texture, or masquerades as fabric…
Architecture by Shonan Purie Trehan
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Kenyatta National Hospital has received Ksh. 130M in donations including 96 orthopedic beds. Presiding over the ceremony, Duale urged private sector to support health industry to achieve UHC. We also just blew 700 million on an exhibition sports match. We are led by idiots.
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Hii isipowachekesha mimi sasa sijui trauma yenu labda ni intrinsic. Juu mimi niko funny akyamungu!
In Dholuo culture, and much of African norms, your father's hse need remodeling for you to "inherit".
Linda Mwananchi takes the heritage of Raila, appeals to a wider society and takes the mantle.
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Just like with water supply we maybe now need to consider regional electricity supply entities. Kenya Power is overstretched. Nairobi Power, Coast Power, Western stima etc.
Replying to @Maryian96
Have you asked yourself why Riggy G was not heckled yet he also said he wants to be president?? It's because he read the room and measured his words.
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Overnight rains continue causing havoc in Nairobi as floods and accidents increase




























