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Fiercely pro-African Papa Smurf 🧙🏽‍♂️ Lover of choc-chip muffins. Hog konusua & Njahi PR sponsor! | #YNWA gang!

East Africa
Joined January 2010
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I've made a few phone calls and I think I can get a thousand or two seedlings to plant. In 2 to 3 weeks time - the 26th to 31st Oct week. If you are in Utawala area and want to be involved, let me know. Watu wa running clubs nini nini poa karibuni.
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These previous tweets clearly show you know we are owed a functioning country and by whom
More likely caused by unfulfilled entitlement. No one owes you a functioning country.
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Someone dug the KNH > Mbagathi road road and left it in a messy mess! @KURAroads
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You can't be fat, hold an illegitimate government position and be this arrogant.
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A dope mural of Dedan Kimathi in New Orleans, USA. Flowers to mural artist @bankslaveone , a.k.a BankiKuu, for this heART work which he did in 2018.
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"I have received so much backlash from my earlier tweet. So let me write a long convoluted paragraph and double down on my nonsense. And then I can end by reminding them that I'm better than them. That should convince them I'm completely unbothered, which I clearly am."
This a memo to all the sanctimonius dimwits that have been camped here two days hyperventilating about a comment they did not understand. The subject matter is a “dysfunctional country”. A country is not the State oo government. The functioning or dysfunction of country refers to its civic culture, not the performance of its public officials. By dysfunctional country I understand overlapping drivers causing endless gridlocks, where buildings collapsing, students burning schools and murderous cults become normalized. Yes, dysfunctional country can be exhausting, but no one owes you better one. Whatever you think of those of us who have stepped forward to do our bit, whether we are corrupt or unsophisticated, we are better than you. You pointing fingers from a safe distance, are the scum of the earth.
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100,000 Brick House, in New Delhi. A home designed for a writer, where the brick provides texture, or masquerades as fabric… Architecture by Shonan Purie Trehan
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Linda ground wamepata ground iko slippery 🤣🤣🤣
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Kenyatta National Hospital has received Ksh. 130M in donations including 96 orthopedic beds. Presiding over the ceremony, Duale urged private sector to support health industry to achieve UHC. We also just blew 700 million on an exhibition sports match. We are led by idiots.
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Jerotich once said ~Itakuta kila mtu
Wacha nipost hii kabla bullies waamke. Wakiamka nirudishe mambo yangu TikTok.
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Hii isipowachekesha mimi sasa sijui trauma yenu labda ni intrinsic. Juu mimi niko funny akyamungu!
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Ooh Kumbe Patrick Makau Ditching wiper for LMM is what Angered Kalonzo today,
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In Dholuo culture, and much of African norms, your father's hse need remodeling for you to "inherit". Linda Mwananchi takes the heritage of Raila, appeals to a wider society and takes the mantle.
Disintegration of ODM is sad to watch. Baba's glue gone 🇰🇪
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Just like with water supply we maybe now need to consider regional electricity supply entities. Kenya Power is overstretched. Nairobi Power, Coast Power, Western stima etc.
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Replying to @Maryian96
Have you asked yourself why Riggy G was not heckled yet he also said he wants to be president?? It's because he read the room and measured his words.
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Please. You guys can host them. We are happy to stream the match
Look at Kenya! Look at Kenya! In Ghana, officials of the Ministry of Sports and GFA are fast asleep. Complete disgrace.
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Waliingia podcast wakasema wako tayari. This is only day one.
Overnight rains continue causing havoc in Nairobi as floods and accidents increase
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Overnight rains continue causing havoc in Nairobi as floods and accidents increase
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By this logic, we don’t owe the country taxes either Utalipwa na nini to spew this nonsense sasa?
More likely caused by unfulfilled entitlement. No one owes you a functioning country.
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Riggy G read the room, used wisdom and measured his words.
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Got some ndathimi from my bro. Absolutely amazing taste. One of our friends brews the best muratts. Proven. Adding some dried hibiscus and fresh rosemary stems. Ooh my, can't wait.
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