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This bit isn’t just about cross contamination, but it’s the best bit about cross contamination I’ve ever seen.
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I'm going to explain all the further indiginities you're about to suffer in the next 2 years as you wait for the Big Payoff that will never happen. I want you and every other QAnon believer to bookmark this thread because I will be proven right in what I predict. 🧵
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This is why I never skip a low quality video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER - Sign the Petition! c.org/w57pfgYMgy via @Change
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Did someone just call in a KILLSTREAK on TWITTER to a sitting HEAD OF STATE???
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No fucking way lmao
This guy on Flight Aware is quite the artist.
This is real, you can look here lol
flightaware.com/live/flight/…
Not for me; I’m engaged. It’s more serious for young dudes trying to date. The standard cannot and should not be 200 dollar cars for first or even third dates. It’s degenerate behavior to encourage or justify.
Because it’s fucking ridiculous. 200 bucks is 15 packs of guitar strings, 3.5 tanks of gas, two pairs of Nikes, 180 packs of ramen, etc. No first date is worth that for a car ride.
You shouldn’t even have to explain that to women, but apparently they get together and collectively decide to be fucking retarded whenever they’re on this app and niggas like you gas them up.
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Rare video where New Yorkers couldn't even remain unbothered and unphased by the whole thing because it's actually kind of entertaining. Like unfortunately they sound amazing together and in an alternate universe they'd duet
mytype.fyi/f/7AKKUJ?src=shar… no surprises here tbh
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
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not the cuck mouse
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.






























