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Joined October 2011
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This bit isn’t just about cross contamination, but it’s the best bit about cross contamination I’ve ever seen.
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I'm going to explain all the further indiginities you're about to suffer in the next 2 years as you wait for the Big Payoff that will never happen. I want you and every other QAnon believer to bookmark this thread because I will be proven right in what I predict. 🧵
My thoughts on how patriots should move forward with the blatant election fraud and for the next two years. From my heart.
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Pokemon in the hood Made with @higgsfield
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Everyone loves the glitz and glamor of the city’s well known tourist spots but there’s something inexplicably endearing about the hood in NYC.
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This is why I never skip a low quality video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Low-quality videos have been quietly disappearing from the timeline, and the vibes feel incomplete without them. Let’s reverse that. If this shows up for you, quote it and drop the most pixelated, grainy, low-resolution video you can find in your gallery.
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The democrats are doing this to nick Fuentes as we speak
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Did someone just call in a KILLSTREAK on TWITTER to a sitting HEAD OF STATE???
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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Videos like this is what built the internet. We must go back.
Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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No fucking way lmao
This guy on Flight Aware is quite the artist. This is real, you can look here lol flightaware.com/live/flight/…
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Not for me; I’m engaged. It’s more serious for young dudes trying to date. The standard cannot and should not be 200 dollar cars for first or even third dates. It’s degenerate behavior to encourage or justify.
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Because it’s fucking ridiculous. 200 bucks is 15 packs of guitar strings, 3.5 tanks of gas, two pairs of Nikes, 180 packs of ramen, etc. No first date is worth that for a car ride.
Without saying I’m pandering…Can I ask what’s wrong with spending an extra $100-$200 on a Black truck for the night ? Even a Uber Black? You gon spend $120 on a uber anyway Black GMC for 3 hours gon be $225 + tip what’s the issue ? Shit uber Black there and back gon be $180
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You shouldn’t even have to explain that to women, but apparently they get together and collectively decide to be fucking retarded whenever they’re on this app and niggas like you gas them up.
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If I wanted to spend 200 bucks plus food and entertainment on a date with a person I don’t know, I’d hire a fucking escort.
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Rare video where New Yorkers couldn't even remain unbothered and unphased by the whole thing because it's actually kind of entertaining. Like unfortunately they sound amazing together and in an alternate universe they'd duet
Chaos on a downtown A train in NYC 🚇 A woman screams at a subway guitarist, tells a rider who just had ear surgery to "call Access-A-Ride," then lets out a 17-second shriek as the guy next to her covers his ears. Just another commute in New York.
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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not the cuck mouse
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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Mamdani and the entire Morning Joe crew laugh at JD Vance for trying to take credit for lower crime in NYC 🤣
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