@underpaint

based on a true story

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Joined October 2023
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Skid Vicious@SkidneyVee7h
Replying to @underpaint
More importantly... Wtf is "u're"?
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@TheFalseNein10h
Fairs I laughed too much at United v Grimsby the universe is punishing me
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oek@herelieselijah17h
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
chaotic cutie.@keziah_sandersOct 27
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Figured out bro’s type, its the girls that liked me
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(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_Tho21h
can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
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Truly wanna say sorry to all my friends cus i still got love for u lot but i’m just not the same person
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Bouta put that shit on for bro’s wedding trust
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Very nice speech from harry kane except the spurs part
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I’ll tweet anywhere i never gave a fuck. currently waiting for shordie to finish peeing
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I’m like a ghost in my own life
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Please baby no more parties in la
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Shordie sent me her lo n i thought i was being pranked cus it was my ex’s street 😐😐😐😐😐 turns out they neighbours
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If i end up verifying what i just heard. Everybody dying
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Actually didnt smoke weed the whole day today. Took a perc tho but dat dont count
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Spending chicken on pigeons
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me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum
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Everyday i think about jack wilshere
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The Ticket 🎟️@rnojaayOct 23
U gotta fuck up a few times before u get it right it's just life
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Taking up golfing to embrace being an unc
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