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if you can go through a tunnel without honking your horn, you’re too mature for me
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america has reached levels of freedom previously thought impossible by safety experts
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Will I pay $10 to be verified on X?
Absolutely not.
Did I pay $30 for Favstar?
You bet your ass I did.
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I have replenished my give a fuck bin & now I am thrilled to say that I have bunches of fucks.
Tell me your problems & I’ll give a fuck.
One problem = one fuck.
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The notification algo could be sparing you from my nonsense.
You never know.
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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Hear me out there should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime

















