All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.

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If you're laughing, you're winning.
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Let your craziness shine as a little treat.
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12,000 angry bees just liked your post
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shut the fuck up
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The mind’s exhaustion pauses the body’s ability
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You wouldn't know her, she's from a different data center.
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if you can go through a tunnel without honking your horn, you’re too mature for me
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Good Morning Dawn Of The Dead Twitterverse
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home is where my playlist takes me
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america has reached levels of freedom previously thought impossible by safety experts
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Will I pay $10 to be verified on X? Absolutely not. Did I pay $30 for Favstar? You bet your ass I did.
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I have replenished my give a fuck bin & now I am thrilled to say that I have bunches of fucks. Tell me your problems & I’ll give a fuck. One problem = one fuck.
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The notification algo could be sparing you from my nonsense. You never know.
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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Back in the day we used to send tweets via smoke signal.
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just trying not to fall in a hole, man
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Hear me out there should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime
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u gonna read whatever tweet i pull out this head
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Don’t forget to beat around the bush today.
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