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I love Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m better than everyone

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Joined March 2024
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positive affirmations: i am NONCHALANT, my dick is NOT small, i am NOT low elo, my hoe is NOT gone
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What do you say we Day Drink on an Empty Stomach about This
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Probably my worst trait is that I'm an insane retarded freak who completely and irreversibly destroyed his own life.
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The pussy come with eggroll
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Be a man. Be miserable. Drink at Buffalo Wild Wings alone
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chopping up a fat line of what could have been with the card that i have been dealt
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Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison. [🎥: via/ NOAA]
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Went to bar alone and laughed out loud at reels for 2 hours
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The reason why america is declining rn is bc hoes dont dream about living in LA or NYC anymore now hoes r dreaming about living in trashy ass Tampa, Florida.
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getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder
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Nice to hear Brad Pitt is drinking again. Alcohol and its effects are awesome and fun to experience.
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stimulants aren’t enough anymore I need someone to follow me around my apartment with a gun to my head so I can finally do this fucking laundry
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third base is when she sacrifices you
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NIGGA FUCK THE @astros MY CHILD SUPPORT MONEY IS GONE. @boymom1962 I NEED AN EXTRA WEEK TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT PLZZZZZZ DON’T TELL THE COURT. #help
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fool me once why would you do that to me
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first date idea: we split a bottle of wild turkey and a bag of dust and then argue while la la land plays in the background
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Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro
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I be posting bullshit with a big ass smile on my face
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