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@urbeardtho

smut peddler // emotionless gargoyle // aspiring @tacobell hot sauce packet writer // bad with doors

Joined April 2014
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Bro, did you write this? We all saw you. You tried to shrink in your chair. You looked at Trump like he was some crazy ass pops who was embarrassing you on your first date. Don’t bullshit us. Grow a pair.
Secretary Marco Rubio (@SecRubio) profile pictureSecretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio28 Feb 2025
Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!
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some of your valentines posts are lighting up the group chats today in ways we’ve never seen before
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babe wake up le creuset 2025 color guide just dropped
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I tweet this every year but seriously what is a Met Gala.
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summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis
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i need ppl to know that this is what happens when u become overtherapized
celia (@_celia_bedelia_) profile picturecelia
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This is from Sarah Brady - Jonah Hill’s ex - this is manipulative, abusive bullshit. SHE IS A SURFER AND SHOULDN’T…post pictures of herself in a bathing suit? WTF. What a tiny little man.
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Is it Fighting Illini or Flying Illini⁉️✈️ @IlliniMBB
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Men Discuss How Abortions Have Affected Them

Men Discuss How Abortions Have Affected Them

“Ruined my chance to drop out of college to work a minimum-wage job so I could barely be able to support a family.”

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I feel like the film and television industry is not properly capitalizing on this present day version of Jack Black. Hook him up with PTA. Drop him into the JOHN WICK or MISSION IMPOSSIBLE franchises. Give him a wild four episode arc on EUPHORIA or THE BEAR.
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Hey fatty bum bum sweet sugar dumpling
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Today's gender is exhausted.
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I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business
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Replying to @urbeardtho
A Buzzfeed Poll....
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rip sylvia plath u would've loved the air fryer
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Nolan doesn't count
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I still blame the NYT...
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50 cent looked like he was hit by inflation
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more like the Rosé Bowl with how drunk this game is, folks
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25 soups with big flavors and short ingredient lists. bonap.it/GFdpH5k
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