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I felt this way about Trumps first term. It could have been worse. Trump 2 was genuinely as bad as it could get. Banning liberal outlets from press pool, changing president biographies to his rants, enriching himself and his kids, etc etc
Florida is not in play. Idc if every poll has dems ahead by 20%. Florida is not in play. The median voter in Florida has a Trump flag, Trump bumper sticker, and Trump phone.
like every single one of my friend groups is at this music festival rn and i’m not there because I had to work. Fomo is so intense :(
I saw a video of her writing and rapping in the studio and I was like wow she could really be successful if she doesn’t take part in the Nicki vs Cardi stuff and this was the next tweet I saw
how you changed your face more times than you’ve written a rap? @iamcardib
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My first word was “mutual aid.” When I was 5 years old I made my kindergarten bathrooms gender neutral. When I was 8, Bernie sanders personally appointed me his successor and I said no bc he wasn’t hard enough on Israel
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Reposting this because it’s really sad seeing my queer/BIPOC friends act like “once a racist always a racist” or “homophobes never change” because it really is inherently damaging to progressive and leftist ideals. It’s such a nihilistic take.
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catholic republican voter who says she votes republican because of abortion but later on this clip says she doesn’t support contraception access or SEX ED!!!!!!…… CANT MAKE THIS UP?????
great app you got here fat faggott @elonmusk 4 likes and zero votes….
Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is facing backlash over an ad featuring his opponent Amy Acton’s estranged mother urging voters not to elect her.
Acton’s mother lost custody of her children after her husband was charged with sexually abusing Acton as a child.
the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen and that is including Trumps horrible campaign. Amy Actons mom let her get sexually abused and stayed with the man who did it. Amy has had no contact since and now the mom is campaigning against Amy. HORRIBLE.
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It’s so cool that we share Twitter with the modern west, Indonesia, and Nigeria at the same time
You can see direct gay discourse from 2026, 1980, and 1405 back to back


















