@utdBrett

TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

 26, he/him, @manutd @mclarenf1
Joined July 2013
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The Decade in Football, 2010-2019.
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KANEEEEE
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Very good trolling if Kane hasn't won now they've brought Owen on stage
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Your blazer's buttoned up ok Harry mate
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Sophie Turner presenting a Ballon d'Or award
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"Men's Young Talent of the Year" has Raymond Kopa been cancelled?
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This is the moment that won Lula the runoff: Bolsonaro: "Why did 60% of the prisoners vote for you???" Lula: "I want 100%, including your father!!!"
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Not so easy when they can't ping an oil baron for a cheeky £100m under the table any time a transfer doesn't work out
Pøgba Senior
@TheSaItIsHereOct 25
INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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It's a good job Antonelli didn't win the title today because he wouldn't have been old enough to drink in America
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@AdamJosephOct 25
Bruno Fernandes is not, and was never, the problem. He was one of the few things stopping this from happening to Manchester United, but he couldn't do it forever. This is a reminder of how bad the club would be & will be without him. Too many have taken him for granted.
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8 without a win, and no game in midweek, really has to be the time we replace the manager
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Worst thing is I'd have been more surprised if we'd won than at losing 3-0 😂
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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"Hard to believe it's not Scholes" now feels like a scathing assessment of his management
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I need a hobby that's more fun than football. Anyone know how to get into Russian roulette?
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"You're going down with City" is class tbf
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@GideoomaticOct 24
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Zirkwood@zirkwood_Oct 24
Are you aware of the concept of time, Matthew? And that the past and present are, in fact, two completely different things.
mattkandela
@mattkandelaOct 22
That Bruno Fernandes POTY award last season looks worse by the day. Declan Rice was absolutely robbed.
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Unfortunately too happy with this one to let it be a groupchat exclusive
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Haven't we been doing this every game this season?
Manchester United
@ManUtdOct 22
Our fifth annual Stadium Sleep Out will take place in November 🏟️ Find out how you can get involved and support @MU_Foundation 👇

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