Value Select retweeted
I'm HEADLINING the meet and greet (also described as opening the show) for @valueselectTV next week at Kung Fu Necktie (Philly).
Great comedy. Fun music. Come through.
Tickets at valueselrcttour.com
Value Select retweeted
I prayed for a huge milestone to come, and it came.
Value Select is going international*
Tickets drop everywhere, Thursday, March 19th
Visit the Patreon for early access!
So thankful for Peter, Domenica and the good folks @RealGoodTouring
Value Select retweeted
As a young, 'prime-aged' male, it's important to vanish from the economy for several months or years to play video games in a dark room alone and be an alcoholic
Value Select retweeted
Anti-American Canadians have been off-putting since I was a kid. We’re part of a broad, cross-border American culture. To have your whole existence defined by American fashion, movies, food, tech etc. only to turn around and say “I hate them” is so ungrateful and self-loathing.
Value Select retweeted
i cant spend 5 minutes scrolling media right now without legitimately wanting to blow my fucking brains out
Value Select retweeted
i was wrong about the numbers, but how is anyone supposed to compete with this? theyre longer videos, which YT loves, theyre posting every other day which youtube also loves, its insane
Value Select retweeted
Replying to @dickmasterson
Malls are proof God loves America....
He designed us the perfect walkable, European style village, with all our favorite artisans (Rainforest Cafe)
And the cherry on top, made it an AC paradise.




















