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Varka

@varka

Entrepreneur, Cocksmith, Computer Scientist, Electronic Engineer, Dragon. Almost universally NSFW. AD account: @stretchybutt

 Phoenix, AZ
bad-dragon.com
Joined May 2008
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Quitting caffeine, day 3 Pros: • sleeping pattern is great Cons: • everything else
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It is now my personal headcanon that one of the primary distributors of sex toys in the pokemon world is a company called "Bad Dragonite".
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Couple of my followers have been curious about the weird snout. Here is the snarl and mouth mechanics. – at Wylie, TX
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I can confirm I’m still alive - I’ve just not been using Twitter!
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"how many servers could it take to turn on a light bulb lol" Philips: hold my beer
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"I, too, like to argue about canon Pokemon heights on the comments of furry porn"
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So now that @Zxssics has been given this guy I can finally show him off! I made him a 3.8m Toothless for his birthday + Christmas present! Wingspan is 3m, this was one hell of a project and I'm so pleased with how he turned out! Not bad for my first plush, and first pattern xD
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Is cold outside today... *waits for it to warm up, all curled up and snug in nest!*
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何故かトントンすると釣られちゃうのね。
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Eeeeeee! Had a squee hatchday today - am big gold of 7 now! ^___^
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Oh and @plushygold turned 7 today as well - I made a little hatchday cake for him to share with friends:
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Holy shit I’m 30.
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You don't want to see what it was like before I started. :o
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My accomplishments for the day: catching up on sleep, losing my medication, and tidying the *entire house* trying to find it. Yay!
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I miiiiiiight have too many plushies. Or donut pillows, it's hard to tell.
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I’m going to make so many wonderful (and/or horrible) things with this machine. ❤️
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Holy crap it’s fast.
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Oh yeah - and I fulfilled a life long dream (and savings goal), and bought a CNC milling machine. So I can make Toothless (obviously)
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Ok final one
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