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Varka

@varka

Entrepreneur, Cocksmith, Computer Scientist, Electronic Engineer, Dragon. Almost universally NSFW. AD account: @stretchybutt

 Phoenix, AZ
bad-dragon.com
Joined May 2008
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Quitting caffeine, day 3 Pros: • sleeping pattern is great Cons: • everything else
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It is now my personal headcanon that one of the primary distributors of sex toys in the pokemon world is a company called "Bad Dragonite".
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Couple of my followers have been curious about the weird snout. Here is the snarl and mouth mechanics. – at Wylie, TX
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"how many servers could it take to turn on a light bulb lol" Philips: hold my beer
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"I, too, like to argue about canon Pokemon heights on the comments of furry porn"
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So now that @Zxssics has been given this guy I can finally show him off! I made him a 3.8m Toothless for his birthday + Christmas present! Wingspan is 3m, this was one hell of a project and I'm so pleased with how he turned out! Not bad for my first plush, and first pattern xD
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Is cold outside today... *waits for it to warm up, all curled up and snug in nest!*
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何故かトントンすると釣られちゃうのね。
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Eeeeeee! Had a squee hatchday today - am big gold of 7 now! ^___^
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"God I love Lucario's huge ass."
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I think my Uber driver is in trouble
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Me reproducing a performance bug
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Tech productivity levels over time.
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fuck accounting
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Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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"The moral of the story is don't eat peaches and jack off or ants will attack your dick"
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If you stand on the edge of a bridge, this guy will try to talk Link down from suicide. He even offers to help talk you through it
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"Wonder which page load popup is gonna win the z-index war?" - websites in 2017.
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Replying to @CapitanoPimPim @da5ch0 @ManMadeMoon
Hold on, must defeat Spiderdemon to avoid transaction fee.
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Look, I'm not saying ATMs are trivial to hack, just that lots of them seem to run Doom okay. Infer what you will 😏
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