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i dont think theres anything but clay and old bones
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andy burnam please 🙏
🇷🇸 Serbia’s election-winning Student List has declared "war on reality TV" Student List plans to: - Limit reality TV to 45 minutes a day, air it late at night and ban live broadcasts on national frequencies. - Dedicate 30% of TV programming to children’s and educational content. - And other regulaltion on media. Like in other balkan countries reality TV dominates television viewership in Serbia.
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“wok on by” good pun, terrible name for a chinese restaurant
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A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]
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why did medieval people chose to become peasants
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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i never understood italian futurism until i rode an electric bicycle
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people asking about my black eye & im like “you should see the other guy” in reference to a completely unblemished staircase
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i think it wont be great so my wildcard hope is they just do dune, let me do alikr jihad against the thalmor and smuggle moon sugar on pirate ships and it will be fine
“The scroll offered only a shimmer, a veil thinly lifted to my eyes. A future lost. A victory undone. Sands of time scattered by fate.” Yazar, Moth Priest to High Queen Iradne of Hammerfell (4E 206)
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i truly believe i can heal my cracked tooth purely through willpower
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unintentionally funniest running joke in my life is that every year i forget about guy fawkes night
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On this day, 1605, Guy Fawkes was found guarding 36 barrels full of strangulation pornography directly under the house of lords. His subsequent torture revealed the true scale of the goonpowder plot.
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"Take your pedarast ass back to Athens, boy. This is Thebes, we fuck grown man ass up in this bitch!"
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"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter..YOU ARE GAY!!
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the are mountain folk who refuse to give up their independence even if it means dying for it, they are also basically terrorists who havent advanced beyond the stone age, they also all have gaelic names, what did todd howard mean by this
In Skyrim the Reachmen of the Reach are an indigenous people under siege by Nord settlers but there are barely any quests around it and also you're forced to fight them constantly.
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My name is Agamemnon
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cant wait for my grandkids to play this
ES7 should be set hereabouts, around the whole Topal Bay, instead of just one province
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star war
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i let my son play with mercury, its his favourite element, i just love seeing him so happy
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
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