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On this day, 1605, Guy Fawkes was found guarding 36 barrels full of strangulation pornography directly under the house of lords. His subsequent torture revealed the true scale of the goonpowder plot.
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"Take your pedarast ass back to Athens, boy. This is Thebes, we fuck grown man ass up in this bitch!"
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"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter..YOU ARE GAY!!
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My name is Agamemnon
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star war
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
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I love myself so much that I gotta spill it on people like you el diablo
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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What did @DuoCardsCom mean by this? Scottish Gaelic is represented by a drink. Presumably whisky?
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Bruh. The ashen phantom…
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Extremist Gaelic faction that wants to re-establish Brehon law and secret Brehon courts like the Sharia-courts in Britain.
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ideal life
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