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Knights Movies he's seen in 2026 thread: First up the modern "Evil Dead" trilogy from 2013-2026, ranked in order
1. 2013
2. Burn
3. Rise
2013 still holds up, Rise definitely should've been a short prelude for Burn which actually seems to hit harder & tie everything together.
Listen to me mexican schreier, we are not gonna prop up that withered foid with a gay hubby, cuckold quarterpounder, lucario bussy expert JDA, dakka who needs to stop /v/posting and take care of his fucking kids and razor who loves to bitch about batman & witcher
Piss off.
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shit your friend of 9 years says to you after you miss pronounce one word
Online: "Hehe yeah im gonna "do it" 😏, got the strap on standby"
Irl: "Please sir i dont even know what a glock is, i didnt mean any of that, im just a girl 😩"
I swear these terminally online bitches are fake demons man, they're NOT about that life lmao
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
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"No, EA didn't shut down BioWare because they weren't unprofitable or a good investment anymore. They shut down BioWare because they were going to make a new Star Wars game and decided BioWare weren't profitable or a good investment anymore."
Brilliant journalism, Mr. Schreier.
NEW: Why did EA shut down BioWare? Twitter thinks the studio failed because it was too woke. BlueSky thinks Saudi Arabia killed the studio for being too gay.
The real reason? Star Wars bloomberg.com/news/newslette…
"Yo what about Lightyear-"
"It never fucking happened. You hear me? Andy never saw that horrible fanfiction in the theater that day."
"From now on, "Woke 1.0" Pixar never happened."
>looked up how to play F.E.A.R. on android phones before going to sleep
>wake up several hours later to a straight up port existing
Finally my CIA glownig threw me a bone after all this time! (Seriously what the fuck bruh)
They uh, They "wanted" to see Curry Barker's tits? Idc if they look like christina hendricks size tits, this is awful on many levels 😭
Trans perv tricked underage boys into exposing themselves by showing off his breasts trib.al/xWTZIdc
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Never forget that as soon as Lily Gao received well-deserved criticism for her abysmal voice acting in RE4R, she immediately deflected by playing her race victim card and tearing down past Ada Wong VAs, calling their work "racist."
It breaks my heart that Lily was just starting to attending to conventions to try and meet the people who were kind in social media to her since RE4R come out and now she will stop going once again... she looked so happy to finally be included... FCK U HATERS #ResidentEvil
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When your bro shows up with the Dune 3 popcorn bucket and asks, "Are you afraid?"
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You know, I was gonna joke and say this is how we get a new hulk game... but then I read the rumor....
According to a rumor from a few months ago, Universal Studios will open its own video game studio to compete with Paramount Games Studio and Lucasfilm Games ift.tt/0AHKnqr
Saw a Brazilian call HL overrated and a glorified bot laughing at my HL3 being THE most anticipated game to look forward to more than GTAVI quote tweet
That game better hit harder than fent laced cinnamon pancakes i stg, these nigs are the obsession stans of gaming
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William Shatner absorbing another former star trek star's soul to not physically age past 65:
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Patrick Stewart always said that he loved whenever he got to play Bullock on American Dad, and given how beloved his character is, it’s not hard to see why
Rest easy, Sir Patrick 🥀
Such a versatile actor, not only as picard but he was also effortlessly funny in mcfarlane shows like american dad and then proceed to make me choke up as charles in DOFP then straight up cry a bit in Logan. Probably gonna do it again now in doomsday.
R.I.P. Sir Patrick.
Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek' Captain and 'X-Men' Superhero, Dies at 86 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…











































