We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.

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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Ooh Vesuvius 🌋
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Home for the next week 🛳️
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“What is the charge, eating a man? A succulent autistic man?”
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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Just seen Kerry Katona’s hole again.
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Love listening to old lady gossip in the hairdressers
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Wait, am I an old lady?
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spoons bouncer didn't check my id because the light has left my eyes
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Mate got me some Oasis tickets
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Here we go again
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? Get him off the road!
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Couldn’t donate blood because I gave them the wrong date that I started my new medication and only realised when I was driving home 🙃
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Nothing humbles you like the Dunelm mirror aisle.
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can’t explain it but I feel like Guy Richie does films for people in new builds.
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Obsessed with these
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When you have to go in the office the next day:
Fins demà, culers 🎭
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Need something stronger than a ‘Decline offer’ button on Vinted. An ‘Are you having a laugh you fucking weapon?’ button might just cover it.
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She’s sulking because she can’t reach the spider.
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It’s not my circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.
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Bloody hell Andy shit me right up that did
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