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Ryan: "I have Led Zeppelin on my iPod." Biden: "I did coke with Led Zeppelin on their tour bus."
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Replying to @violinrose
@violinrose hey...this guy whips his hair almost as much as u do! twitpic.com/auxabg
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Replying to @MittRomney
@MittRomney kind of despicable & grotesque that her partner of 27 years will be denied federal benefits, don't you think?
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I can't take this NYC humidity. It's like, why do I even bother straightening my hair? #jewproblems #takemebacktoNazareth
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She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.








