violue archive 1

ALT 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. The witch sits on the toilet. She reaches towards the toilet paper but it's empty. She goes, "What the–" 2. She storms over and finds the Vampire and her black cat Lord Nibbles on the couch watching TV. She goes, "Why are we out of toilet paper again?" 3. The Vampire answers, "No idea, babe." The cat says, "Yeah, no idea." 4. Jump cut to the night before. The cat and the vampire are playing poker with a Mummy. A glass of red wine is spilled and gets on the mummy. The mummy says, "Aww. fuck!"

ALT Cat School 4 panel comic: 1. A black cat (Lord Nibbles) stands in front of a cat class and says, "To maximize cuteness, we roll on our back and present the fluffy belly." 2. "Yes, Todd." – "When they pet us what do we do?" 3. "Excellent question." 4. "As soon as the weak human takes the bait, we claw the shit out of them!"