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Do or do not... there is no try.” ~Yoda "Eight of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01". Part of the Borg collective. Human translation: Yeah..I do software.

 Colorado. USA
Joined August 2007
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vlod@vlodMar 25
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I'VE PAID TAXES ON THINGS YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE
Image from Pirkka-Joose Sempé 5'3'' 🟥💊 (@pjsempe)
Jon De Lorraine (@jon_delorraine) profile pictureJon De Lorraine
@jon_delorraineOct 30
🔴🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO | BIENVENUE CHEZ LES SOCIALISTES ET LES COMMUNISTES L'Assemblée nationale vient d'ADOPTER un amendement socialiste instaurant une nouvelle TAXE SUR LES DONNÉES INTERNET ! 💸 0,055 € par gigaoctet transmis aux internautes français, soit 55 € par téraoctet. Cette taxe, payée par les fournisseurs de contenus numériques, viserait notamment Google, Meta, Amazon et Netflix. Les socialistes espèrent récupérer 10 MILLIARDS D'EUROS par an grâce à cette mesure. Officiellement, ce sont les entreprises qui paieront. Mais rien ne garantit qu'elles ne répercuteront pas ce coût sur les abonnements des consommateurs. Encore une nouvelle taxe ! (Officiel Assemblée Nationale)
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The artist and his beautiful art.
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Roku@Roku22h
Make it so.
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Tesla is celebrating Halloween this year by having a Cybercab autonomously drive around Austin with skeletons inside haha 🎃
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that's no dog, that's a dawg
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🇺🇸 American: "We're having trouble selling suits." 🇯🇵 Japanese: "First of all, your mannequins are displayed all wrong." 🇺🇸 American: "Really? Can I leave it to you?" 🇯🇵 Japanese: "Of course." The next day: 💀
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1948 Plymouth Club Coupe
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TaraW@TaraW50019h
I give it a 10!
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There’s no way this poster will go down as well in America 🇺🇸 Might try it anyway 😂
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Me hope everyone's Halloween is filled with lots of treats! 🎃🍪
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"Even in the darkest circumstances, there is always a light—sometimes only a glimmer. Trust that light." (Picard)
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Will be lost in time, Like tears in the rain
BBC Front Row (@BBCFrontRow) profile pictureBBC Front Row@BBCFrontRow29 Oct 2023
‘People don’t expect me to have a Yorkshire accent.’ Sir Patrick Stewart @sirpatstew has been embracing his Yorkshire roots with @SamiraAhmedUK on @bbcRadio4 this week. Catch up with the full interview on @bbcsounds now. ⬇️

Patrick Stewart: It wasn't just an accent, it was a foreign language

Sir Patrick Stewart talks to Samira Ahmed about his Yorkshire roots.

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Here they come 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant
Devin Olsen (@DevinOlsenn) profile pictureDevin Olsen
@DevinOlsennOct 30
It’s all the little things in the YL that make it an amazing vehicle.
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"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you."
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Thomas Sowell remained a Marxist after taking Milton Friedman’s class. But working as a summer intern in the federal government changed his mind. Sowell: “Never say the federal government doesn’t do anything.”
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