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farmer,moving man

6700 rpm
Joined December 2012
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as per my last pigeon
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Sou demosexual, me apaixono apenas por mulheres enviadas pelo demônio
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Yall not real car people. Cuz im buying 3 cars with 20k. 🤣
Really wish 10 year old used cars weren't $20,000.
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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I'd be talking more reckless ngl
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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If dildos get to start measuring from the balls then so do I.
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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“why you fuckin me like this” my fault im going through some shit right now
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now that abortions are available at 2 weeks i can go all out with my breeding kink
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speeding up past 300km/h speeding up past 400km/h topping 500km/h scary congrats team BYD or should I say Yangwang? ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #alwaysbecharging
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strategically positioned myself in a way so I don’t involve myself with women like this.
No be me go reply this one sha 😂😭
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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La gente son sus traumas.
华尔街阿帕卢萨对冲基金创始人、NFL卡罗来纳黑豹队老板大卫·泰珀,目前身家超过 200 亿美元,是个出了名的有仇必报狠角色。 泰珀年轻时在高盛集团当交易员,替公司赚了大钱,结果当时的部门顶头上司兼高盛掌门人乔恩·科赞嫌他说话嗓门大、举止粗鲁不够体面,连续两次拒绝升他当高盛合伙人。泰珀一气之下辞职单干,靠精准抄底次贷危机成了华尔街最赚钱的基金教父。 而当年看不起他的那位前上司科赞,后来不仅做生意破产还闹了离婚。泰珀得知消息后,直接掏出 4350 万美元天价现金,买下了前上司家族在纽约汉普顿最心爱的海景大庄园;拿到钥匙后泰珀一天都没进去住,直接叫来重型推土机把前上司住了多年的豪宅当场推平砸烂,再在原址上盖起了一座比原来大两倍的新宫殿出气。
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I get where you're coming from but you should really stop coming from there.
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that v8 gon heal a nigga.
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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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OF COURSE HE IS THROWING HANDS… WHO DID YOU EXPECT? WILLEM DAFRIEND?
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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Gradually embracing my obolo era
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Psa that if you use bigger tyres than what came from factory, your speed is actually faster than what your speedometer displays
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