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Joined August 2021
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me when i meet spongebob
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Replying to @GenePark
mass effect was a hit series for their time. but horizon zero dawn has sold more copies than the entire mass effect trilogy. that should put things n in to perspective of how high the hill was for the next game to hit. that’s why i was doubtful. it’s a tough case to make today.
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Playing Hearts of Iron gives you CTE #playingheartsofirongivesyouCTE
Maybe people dont want to engage with the 2026 Africa vs 1939 Europe rationaly because its africa and they have to protect the kangs. Imagine a scenario where modern France and Poland go up against 1939 Germany, USSR and Great Britain + Empire. The 1939 side would still WIN that.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
France has 290 nuclear warheads. armscontrol.org/factsheets/nuc…
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(Trying to think of someone who wasn’t a sensitive queer/theater kid) Tim Curry
J.K Simmons in the same damn game. Shame Western gaming fell to sensitive queers & theater kids. We used to have great actors playing unhinged characters. Games so Gay the losers they rEpReSeNt hate the games SELLING 40 MILLION. From Manhunt to Mixtape.
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if there was some kind of letterboxd-esque site for youtube videos what would be the highest rated ones
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it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman
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Guy who subscribes to Der Stürmer for the daily word puzzles
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Mormon high schooler spiking the prom punch bowl with coffee
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I’m actually hoping to die today
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THIS 👇 👇 👇
There’s lots of people who should apologize to the Clinton family
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There’s only like five people acting like this guy didn’t get embarrassed and all of them are his friends
A lot of you seem to be confused about who is being petty here. I think it’s actually the millionaire EIC of The Ringer who saw someone make a joke about him and thought “I remember this worm. He dared ask me for a top 10 list one year ago” lol
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Larry David making a crayon drawing in the Epstein book cause he thinks it’s for a child’s birthday
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Potty Expert Answers Poop Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED
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Hello fine shyt. Spare a coin for an old beggar?
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> be some bored shitposter > write a kino monologue that overturns the message of the biggest film in history > the monologue, which isn't actually in the film, has a bigger fanbase and cultural impact than the film itself > refuse to explain further > leave
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Pelting the strippers with tomatoes cause they’re not funny
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