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Count Jelqula

@warmandspewing

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Joined August 2021
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me when i meet spongebob
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hydra
@blephin_Oct 14
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molly@angelinrealtimeMay 14
it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman
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I’m actually hoping to die today
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Len@weedatman28 Aug 2025
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The best feeling in life is when you wake up from a nightmare, filled with relief. I wish I were experiencing a horrific nightmare right now.
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Khamenei.ir
@khamenei_ir3 Sep 2013
U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower
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mr online
@Absolunar1 Jun 2025
i pretended she was you Bro
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Victoria Rose
@woahhvickyyy9 May 2025
Why is it so hard
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Ho said she like steve lacy🤣🤣🤣🤣
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6/4/75 Mao, who has been listening to bleak poetry on tape since Dong Biwu's death, is informed about Chiang Kai-shek. He simply acknowledges it.
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LeBron James
@KingJames6 Feb 2023
Maybe It’s Me
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I keep picking up the phone to text Watto then I remember
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Bloofrozo@blufrz01 Jan 2025
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@ToonHive1 Jan 2025
‘Ed, Edd N Eddy’ is no longer streaming on Max.
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im ave@tsve_21 Dec 2024
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rewatched some old Epic Rap Battles of History with friends last night and was delighted to find out the "Rasputin Vs. Stalin" episode is unflinchingly pro-Lenin
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john@fuckjohnobrien19 Oct 2024
always felt like i could kick it with him
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Der Loomi@GodDamnMoron4 Oct 2024
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