Agilist | Detroit + Seattle | American. Luxembourger. | infrastructure security for a shovel manufacturer | ex @meta rural connectivity

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Joined May 2008
Replying to @martin_casado
I don't wish ill on anyone and I have no dog in the IPO fight. I am confident we will all be drowning in borderline-free Thanos-level intelligence in <5 years, with a huge amount of it running locally. I also believe we will discover there is, in fact, a limit to how much "intelligence" is actually useful. What that means for IPOs I have no involvement with is not my concern...I'm a little busy building some complicated shit, lol...
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Would you rather be an L7 at Meta or an African dictator?
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Simultaneously disturbed and fascinated to learn that there is a guy who robs trains in the United States and posts his exploits on TikTok
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My customers. My revenue. My Dream
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I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
Slim Chickens is launching Dr Pepper Blasted Tenders, Tender Bites and Wings The new flavor is inspired by the soda's signature 23-flavor blend
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@watrous @supersat & Neko are on the stage @defcon @HackerJeopardy in 30 minutes. Pack the room and make some noise for them!
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FOR RELEASE // FINALS TONIGHT //@DEFCON THREE TEAMS ENTER TWO MIND BENDING ROUNDS ONE TEAM WALKS AWAY WITH THE HARDWARE PANDAMONIUM DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE INFAMOUS CHALUPAS 8PM // #DFIU // BOOING NOT ALLOWED
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Gary Marcus can only output answers that are in Gary Marcus's training data
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Domain registered. Certificate issued 37 seconds later. Elite automation, right? Certificate timing looks like tradecraft and is usually infrastructure. @THOR_Collective Open Season Part 1 is up — hunting adversary infra with CT logs, free tools only: dispatch.thorcollective.com/…
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Permanent Underclass Meetup at the Amex Centurion Lounge
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Open relationships but closed source models. Interesting.
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Replying to @JensenHuang @nvidia
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80%+ of breaches have nothing to do with a new vulnerability. The novel security risks (vulns) the press has been excited about are routine. Mitigations are in place anywhere half serious. Vulns have been traded on the dark web for years - if new vulns meant apocalypse, it would've been years ago.
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hey fable nice job on the jacobian conjecture now could you please use the doordash cli to order me popeyes 5-piece chicken tenders
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Time to level up your K8s security. I won't oversell the class - I'll just let 4 people I respect tell you what they got out of it. Hack some #Kubernetes with me this August at @BlackHatEvents in Las Vegas! Agentic AI-Aided Kubernetes Attack and Defense tinyurl.com/bhus26-kube-agen…
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Come join my updated Black Hat class in Las Vegas, "Agentic AI-Aided Kubernetes Attack and Defense!" Kubernetes and AI are more tightly-coupled than you think - about two thirds of organizations hosting generative AI models use Kubernetes to manage inference workloads (CNCF). And Kubernetes is growing in popularity for hosting streamable MCP servers and remote agents. We're going to have a blast with new cutting-edge exercises that integrate AI agents into attacking and defending Linux, containers, and Kubernetes. We'll also be attacking a multi-user agentic AI system running on Kubernetes, using both direct and indirect prompt injections, gaining access to the cluster, and adding indirect prompt injection backdoors to the vector database. As in all the other exercises, we'll turn around and harden the system against this. You can learn more and register here: blackhat.com/us-26/training/… Here's an excerpt of the class description: Learn how to use agentic AI to aid you as you attack and defend Kubernetes, Linux, and containers, from Jay Beale, who has led development of the Kubernetes CTF at DEF CON and the open source Kubernetes attack tool: Peirates. In this fully hands-on course, you'll get an x86 computer to keep, complete with an agentic AI framework, Kubernetes clusters, and capture the flag virtual machines, which you will attack and defend. You'll also get access to our cloud environment, allowing you to attack cloud-based Kubernetes clusters. This well-reviewed training focuses on giving you practical attack skills from real penetration tests, coupled with solid defenses to break attacks. You'll create an agentic AI platform with skills and tools that allow your agents to enumerate a cluster, analyze configuration weaknesses, and recommend attack paths. Every topic in the class has an attack exercise, where you will first compromise a Kubernetes cluster or application. Most have a matching defense exercise, where you will use new skills to break that attack, confident that it will break others.
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Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude
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Omw to make it eight
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