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woman of the people

London, innit
Joined August 2008
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Reading reviews of Ben Nevis is my hobby.
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… 1 in 10 parents living with a baby/toddler reports having run out of food at some point in past two weeks, according to ONS
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wheatles retweeted
barbenheimer being the last event before hollywood shutdown actually makes so much sense it’s like the roaring 20s into the great depression
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wheatles retweeted
here is my contribution to the burgeoning Barbenheimer art genre. I don’t know why I drew this. I was imagining a reaper visiting a Claire’s and deciding to make an uncharacteristically bold purchase
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wheatles retweeted
Will never forget the time at the IMAX in Hollywood opening weekend for Interstellar when they introduced the film by telling the audience that Nolan had sat in every seat in this very theater to ensure the quality only for them to start the movie and it was projected upside down
The 11-mile long IMAX print of #Oppenheimer 🎞️ It weighs ~600 pounds
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Fair to say my Nextdoor has peaked early today…
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that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.
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wheatles retweeted
Please stop asking what I’ve been ‘up to’. You know I’ve been breaking into the Montessori school at night and studying the cubes.
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This is a banger of an Only Connect question
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Henry VIII discovering that his petition for annulment had been rejected
So so stupid from Pope
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Minister Rebecca Pow opens her Commons statement “Water is what makes life possible on our planet” opening up the possibility she googled water before coming in to the chamber
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The biggest myth of utilities privatisation was that it transfered risk away from the state. If a service is essential then the risks always stays with the state.
Replying to @alexwickham
News from @kitty_donaldson >> — Thames Water in talks with officials over contingency plans including a temporary nationalization over its £13 billion debt pile — Ofwat, Defra, HMT involved — Ministers expecting to be called to Commons later today bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
The ‘BARBIE’ Dream House has mysteriously appeared in Malibu. (via @johnschreiber)
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GO AND SEE THIS SHOW, NO EXCUSES NOW.
🚨BIG NEWS🚨 We're extending again... again! 🎉 That means SIX MORE glorious weeks of singing, sangria and a silly amount of entertainment. Get on the job agents: operationmincemeat.com/
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me & my hayfever
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what if you got home from work and your wife was making phones for dinner @blackmirror
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TIL every time you say “he is toast,” you are paying homage to that great linguistic innovator, Bill Murray.
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catch twenty bears
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