(Not So) Twirly Whirly Thought Type Things...
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My brother, after watching #TheBatmanMovie: Robert Pattinson looks about 17----
Me: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN 17!!!
I keep forgetting that I have twitter, and then when I realise, I remember exactly why I keep forgetting I have twitter
Spirituality is trial in creating a better, more honest, version of yourself. Learning every facet of who you are. This means taking ownership. In 2020, we're leaving behind curated egos and insincere spirituality.
#spirituality #pagan #becoming #takeownership #ballsoutwitchy
*me, shuffling my tarot cards*
Mum: read for me?"
*pulls a random card* : this card says you're a lil bitch.
It was the High Priestess.
My brother, walking into the kitchen: "The salmon made me and Jim feel sick."
Me: "...who's Jim?"
My brother, lifting his top up to show me the smiley face drawn on his stomach: "This is Jim."
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Being called a “cunt” for caring about tortured children is an interesting start to my day, but hey, if that is what makes me a cunt, fine... I’m a Cunty McCuntface of Cuntbank, Cuntifornia and I am ready to go Cuntzilla on your ass.
