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Joined October 2011
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Full moon? More like FOOL moon!
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Sometimes you gotta drop a pair of balls on the table. They just don't have to be yours. Drop the balls.
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Being called a β€œcunt” for caring about tortured children is an interesting start to my day, but hey, if that is what makes me a cunt, fine... I’m a Cunty McCuntface of Cuntbank, Cuntifornia and I am ready to go Cuntzilla on your ass.
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Nothing says true friendship like sacrificing to Satan together
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β€œHow quiet death is” John Keats was buried in Rome at daybreak 26 February 1821. He was 25.
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It's true, feminists have no sense of humour. Just this morning I tried making a joke but accidentally lit a man on fire.
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"Right, whose turn is it to make the tea?" - Translation: It's certainly not my turn to make the tea
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Mood: dark disapproval of the entire concept of morning
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The sorrow of remembering your tea just as it dips below optimum temperature
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Oi, I really want a magic carpet.
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People say my tweets contain subliminal instructions to talk about testicles. Utter bollocks.
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BOOK FACT: If you rip out a book page, hold it up to the light and look carefully, you'll see that you're a monster. Stop defacing the books
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A fire engine just drove past blasting out Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire, that needs to happen more often.
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