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Sometimes you gotta drop a pair of balls on the table. They just don't have to be yours.
Drop the balls.
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Being called a βcuntβ for caring about tortured children is an interesting start to my day, but hey, if that is what makes me a cunt, fine... Iβm a Cunty McCuntface of Cuntbank, Cuntifornia and I am ready to go Cuntzilla on your ass.
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βHow quiet death isβ
John Keats was buried in Rome at daybreak 26 February 1821. He was 25.
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It's true, feminists have no sense of humour. Just this morning I tried making a joke but accidentally lit a man on fire.
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"Right, whose turn is it to make the tea?" - Translation: It's certainly not my turn to make the tea
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People say my tweets contain subliminal instructions to talk about testicles. Utter bollocks.
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BOOK FACT: If you rip out a book page, hold it up to the light and look carefully, you'll see that you're a monster. Stop defacing the books











