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THAT'S MAGNIFICENT! 💥🔴
Outrageous strike from Dominik Szoboszlai 👏👏👏

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When all your mates have been drinking pints and it gets to your round and they decide they want double rum and coke:
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We can confirm Andoni Iraola has agreed a deal to become the club’s new head coach ahead of the 2026-27 season 🤝
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My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married:
Mine:
1. Greta Thunberg
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Angela Merkel
4. Sophie Rain
5. Mia Khalifa
Hers:
1. Her gym trainer
2. Our neighbor Mohammed
3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed
4. My brother
5. Her ex-boyfriend
How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people
Completely wasted her dream list
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Our thoughts on this significant and poignant day, as always, are with all those affected by the tragedy at Hillsborough and we pause in memory of the 97 fans who will never be forgotten.
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It’s ON. #Quadruple
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's OFF
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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. Amanda Holden answered, and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize". "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" Amanda asked, “.. it's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "And I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 20 years, so, yeah.. I’m feeling pretty confident”. "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Arsenal game, and to meet the Arsenal players after the game, what is the capital of France?" "Eastbourne", I replied.



























