"tall, nasty, elf-looking boy" × thankful numbskull × linux nerd @__ww__ × herbivore × booze enthusiast × all about a forked tongue and a dirty house

San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2007
ルームランナーでおままごとしましたっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆ One day, I'll be able to run at 100 km/h.
91
628
123
3,420
Willard Killmore retweeted
Claim:   Bubble Yum chewing gum contains spider eggs. Status:   True.
19
74
4
483
32,925
Undefeated best tweet of all time, tragically.
18
1,642
31
14,724
573,640
1
32
1
89
4,483
Willard Killmore retweeted
me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
131
6,385
1,673
30,145
1
11
53
1,846
nonbinary þussy got me acting imprudent
2
7
136
7,745
OUT: i should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas IN:
7
202
7
1,288
80,455
TICK TOCK PORK CLOCK!!!!!!!
Roman portable sundial in the shape of a cured ham. The whimsical yet precision-crafted bronze timepiece was unearthed in Herculaneum in 1760 and quickly identified as a rare pocket sundial by its grid markings. The exact workings of the 'pork clock' have, however, only recently come to light thanks to new research. Historians at Wesleyan University created an exact 3D-printed replica of the sundial, complete with its lost gnomon (the part of a sundial that casts a shadow) which was described by an 18th-century museum curator as having been in the shape of a pig’s tail. Outdoor experimentation with the sundial confirmed that the device would be hung from a chain with the sun on its left side, allowing the pig tail to cast its shadow across the grid. Vertical lines on the grid represent the months of the year, while the horizontal lines indicate the number of hours past sunrise or before sunset. The Roman user aligned the tip of the tail's shadow to fall on the vertical column of the current month. They then counted the number of horizontal lines from the top of the grid to the tip of the shadow, to reveal the hour of the day. While fixed sundials were common in towns across the Roman world, this prosciutto clock is one of only around 25 portable sundials to survive from antiquity and one of the earliest known to exist.
21
174
17,151
Willard Killmore retweeted
Releasing some Patreon comics.
94
3,803
71
29,585
894,955
Willard Killmore retweeted
you are lucky i still have this photo
the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops
19
494
6
2,278
112,645
It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime. From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.
164
5,620
412
32,794
2,604,622
Is the cure for male loneliness blah blah let's talk about a real problem which is Dracula's shape-shifting castle of evil
14
203
3
1,072
57,102
Willard Killmore retweeted
awful lotta "AI is sentient!" hype coming from dudes who don't even understand that women are sentient
11
121
2
624
15,220
Willard Killmore retweeted
I see the icon has gone from “cheap condom brand” to “cheap condom brand that’s been in your wallet for a year”
13
82
9
546
39,370
I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment
619
14,222
873
111,920
8,485,505
Willard Killmore retweeted
1
52
2
236
13,124