he/him - @wirehead@mastodon.social - I don't speak for my employer - Silly text deleted to make room for mastodon link.

Joined January 2007
Apr 25th - The perfect date, it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. #MissCongeniality
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If you're offended by the idea of a Trans Day of Vengeance, it just tells me that you know you've done something to trans people that could be avenged
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OES is launching a working group to develop an Ethical Terms of Service. Our aim is to empower smaller platform operators, for example Mastodon admins, to be ready for complex problems they may face. Learn more or sign up to join the the working group at ethical-tos.dev/
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Me: I have an idea for what to put on the license plate for your car. Eric: OK. Me: ✋🏻TORMENT🤚🏻 Eric: … Me: It’s the Torment Lexus! Eric: ??? Me: As described in the classic-scifi novel, “Don’t Create The Torment Lexus” Eric: … Me: 😂😂😂
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I'm looking to commission an artist to paint me "Andrew Tate getting owned by Greta Thunberg in the style of Washington Crossing the Delaware." Is anyone up for the task? I'm serious.
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Lol 😂
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I might even go so far to say that I don’t think it’s possible for a billionaire to be meaningfully doxed in the same way as either a private citizen or even a “merely” noteworthy person
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Statement on tonight's suspension of CNN's @donie O'Sullivan:
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This seems like a big fucking deal that no one has picked up on: The American Medical Association has amended their ethical guidance to say that post-Roe, doctors should put their patients' health & safety first, even if it means breaking the law jessica.substack.com/p/abort…
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Guess we’ve entered a bear market – at Queens, NY
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⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Critical Infrastructure Alert ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Twitter currently employs 0 furries
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Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
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The University of Pennsylvania considers Musk to be a graduate of both the economics department and the physics department. "Elon Musk earned a B.A. in physics and a B.S. in economics from the University of Pennsylvania. The degrees were awarded on May 19, 1997." -Penn, 2019 snopes.com/fact-check/mus…
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Proposed sequel to On The Origin of Species: “On the Destination of Species.” And then you open the book and it’s just a centerfold of a crab.
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When your spouse asks you to pick up a white ceramic whale menorah at Target and you have to actually ask whether it’s for Hanukkah or Twitter social commentary. But why not both? “There were only enough microservices to last for one night, but they lasted for eight nights.”
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Unverified. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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it is demoralizing to know that you are a website's product but really energizing to know that you can be a really terrible product
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I love how Twitter really understood the "become ungovernable" assignment
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When Elon Musk is done suspending everyone who's funnier than him, the only people left on Twitter will be him and Kevin Sorbo.
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