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The Onion always gets it right
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The Hi-Lite — @pokedex, The Sounds of Today’s Nature. Taylor Morgan is a staple producer of SoundCloud. Learn about why that’s the case ahead of his new album “Nature Power” right here ✨: lnk.sc/3wJlBSM "
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Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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elden ring toilet
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digitally resuscitating a dead man's likeness ten times a year so that adult babies can recognize a thing and clap when they go to the movies feels deeply evil.
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A cat who challenges a mission that gradually raises the level.xitter.cf/higebinary/status/1522…
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Today is May 6. A year ago Kentaro Miura passed away. Pay your respects to the Master.
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tolkien was SO good at naming things like ?? the shire ?? yes that is 10000% the shire… aragorn… thranduil… bilbo… gandalf yes those are perfect names ,,, minas tirith ??? incredible !! MORDOR??? insane
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BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus
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“Which is the best Elden Ring Maiden?” Hmmm hard choice
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I want a plate.
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trevor retweeted
Report: Sega developing new 'big-budget' Jet Set Radio & Crazy Taxi games: bit.ly/37ud8KD
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this website is incredible because there are people i’ve known for years and yet i have no idea what gender they are or what they even look like. their gender is Friend and their appearance is No
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just mispronounced Bon Iver in Starbucks and 11 people told me to kill myself
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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…
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you may not like it, but this is the current Elden Ring pvp meta
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Replying to @ZhugeEX
Elden Ring would be better if the open world was larger and it had a map and it had a quest list and there was an easy mode and the weapons broke in 2 hits
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yall its okay to just like. observe and watch the news. not everything needs a twitter thread or a carrd. if youre literally a minor or not in the immediate area of disaster literally the best thing to do is just read reliable sources. no more performative activism for rts PLEASE
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that persona people give off is weak and just a pathetic hurt person hiding from the world. Embrace that shit before it’s too late and people exit your life.
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People think it’s cool not to care! No it’s cool to care. Grow up and admit how much friendships and passions mean to you. Take that shit seriously and show people you care about them.
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