@wormpuller

You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

 Michigan, USA
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Joined July 2015
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Smoked the control group weed that did nothing
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Commenting “Youre acting like you just won the super bowl” under my friends new job announcement on linkedin
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[james "porno" harden swings his leg out on a three point shot and as soon as his foot makes contact with the defender, thousands of those las vegas call girl cards fly out of his pockets and hit everyone in the stadium]
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I met Ian Conner a few times when I lived in Atlanta and before I realized who he was I always just assumed he was kinda retarded or something
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I’m 20 years old, I bought my first handful of smarties. without “rich parents.” without inheritance. I wasn’t lucky. I set a goal and achieved it. discipline, consistency, and priorities.
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i just want every1 to get along
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I don’t think SpongeBob should live alone he’s not all there
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kart@kiluhzOct 26
when yall sexualize peter griffin on here yall gotta remember he got kids that can see that shit
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jake retweeted
jake@wormpullerOct 26
I don’t give a damn bout my bald reputation
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The Packers are no angels
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J🤡rdan L♿️ve
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Do you ever get scared about your penis
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Can I have your stupid skin
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