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New rule: no oneβs allowed to talk about kinktober before yom kipper, I gotta pray off last yearβs kinks first
Rachel π retweeted
This isnβt a βconspiracy.β Itβs common knowledge.
When your friend is so suspicious about this yearβs Sexiest Man Alive that they start digging and uncover an entire conspiracy:
(Honestly @people should be ashamed and just award this βtitleβ fairly because clearly everyone hates what theyβre currently doing)
Rachel π retweeted
i love how nyc is a place where grown adults use public stairways and side walks to practice Being in public for the first time in their lives. What if we all just stop in the middle of the stairs π₯°
If this is true can we talk about how nonsensical it is that a tv show would actively take away the things that made it beloved until it is basically unrecognizable from the first season? Even Greyβs kept MOST of their beloved characters for several seasons.
Rachel π retweeted
you're laughing? I have been so fortunate as to be distinguished by the patronage of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and you're laughing?
Rachel π retweeted
so am i allowed to say that i hate nobody wants this and find it to be a pretty antisemitic show now, or
So I did a beach trip for my 30th. I donβt expect to ever have a wedding, bachelorette, or child. My friends are spread across the country. I gave them the option to opt out before I considered houses and a year to budget. The whole point was to get the people I love in one spot.
This birthday, I got one of the best compliments of my life: βit is so so easy to celebrate you.β And I think that says more about my friend than it does about me. People who love you and wish you well WANT to celebrate you. They want to watch you succeed. They hope for your joy.
Rachel π retweeted
everyday people log on this website to let everyone know that they are bad friends and generally miserable people. not me tho, Iβll be picking my friends up from the airport, letting them crash on my couch, and going to their birthday trips bc my life is filled with love and joy
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Rachel π retweeted
hi Iβm really devastated by how happy and surprised Pen is by Colinβs care for her here. sheβs always felt invisible so to have the man she loves take the time to reassemble her and make her presentable again bc he wants to show her off and make her feel good ahhh so cute π₯Ήβ€οΈ
Rachel π retweeted
they should invent a trip from brooklyn to queens that doesnβt take me 2 hours
Rachel π retweeted
i'm so glad glee is coming back because if there's two things america needs right now it is sunshine and optimism
also angels
Rachel π retweeted
i hate when i show someone something in my gallery and they start swiping, mf you are two swipes away from seeing my tits






















