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Joined June 2026
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You know how animals know they're going to die and they find an isolated location to pass away in that's kind of how I live my life
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どうして外人は日本に来たのに 日本人に英語で道をたずねてくるんだい? ここは日本だよ
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My son fell off his bike and started crying and my neighbor kids said "is bro actually crying?"
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I spanked @ReanimatedJuan in fifa and this is how he reacted 🤦🤦
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At the Barnes & Noble cafe and just heard a woman ask her son “Quieres cafe o algo?”
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Watched kino
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Find your next magical adventure in the Land of Enchantment! #NewMexicoTrue
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No fucking way. Spaniards sound like they’re trying to hock a loogie when they speak. It’s fucking disgusting
My whole life I've been disgusted with the way the Spanish language sounds. Hearing it spoken makes me want to throw up. But today I heard a European speaking it and it was like listening to an angel. Much to consider.
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What level of opsec is this?
Sabéis ese puto bollo d carne q compráis en el barrio chino d vuestra ciudad k está to’ rico? Pues yo me llamo igual, buenas noches 🤸🏻‍♀️💨
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Good night
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What this guy babbling about 🤦🤦
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START KILLING AND ЕATING PЕOPLЕ NOW!!!!! GO TO THE GAS STATION AND FILL TRASHBAGS WITH GASOLINE. BRING GUNS!!!!!! START SIPHONING GAS OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS CARS NOW!!!!! STEAL THEIR CATALYTIC CONVERTERS TOO AFTER EATING THEM!!!!!!!! STEAL MONEY OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS PURSE!!!
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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back in my day THIS was the fortnite token
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even fat hoes got dm fees in 2026 bro wtf
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Replying to @jadewyvern_
When somebody in my ear telling me AI code assistance is the worst thing known to man and I check their account and it’s all dogshit twitter OC art
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this is how i feel like whenever i smoke cigs
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