@yappingsofkels

Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

 Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Been in pregnancy assessment unit for the past 3 hours with potential preeclampsia 🫠
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🖤@deba2dxrOct 24
Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.
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Can’t wait to get home and snog my husband x
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I am the naked neighbour. Wearing clothes in my own house? Miss me with that.
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@PatsKam23h
My mom told my new friend that I like to walk around the house naked. WHICH IS NOT TRUE. But if she’s at my house or my sisters, if I am running a bath and need to grab something from the kitchen, I am just gonna GO TO THE KITCHEN. I don’t just walk around naked smh. Why grab a towel in your own home???
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My blood pressure was got to a level that was safe for me to fly, but I need a further review tomorrow. The meds are making me feel pretty shit. I’ve had such a lovely weekend at home, but the thought of going back to work is actually sending my anxiety through the roof 😔
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Kels ☘️@yappingsofkelsOct 24
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A shocking display of violence. Don’t mind the fan noise
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Visiting my cousin and he’s made a beef stew. I’m eating a portion infront of the fire. I am so HAPPY 🥰
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I text my husband and told him this is going to be dinner for the rest of our lives now. It was so good xo
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I forget how good the hot food counters are at home. Wee chip, stuffing & gravy for lunch!
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Jesus, I love the southern Irish accent 😍
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Everyone around me is dying a death and I’m fresh as a daisy 🥰
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adam シ🫀@adzz_sOct 23
this wind in the UK today 😭
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ITS NOT ABOUT HUGS FROM GRANDMA BEING SINISTER ITS ABOUT GIVING CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS AUTONOMY, BOUNDARIES AND MAKING CONSENT TO TOUCH ONE ANOTHER A NORMAL EVERY DAY CONVERSATION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHH
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@CptHastings1916Oct 22
On the hugs thing, I'm sure there are a few kids who honestly find embraces & kisses etc seriously upsetting for whatever reason. But generally it is insane & monstrous to universalise the idea of physical affection in the family as an imposition, & a potentially sinister one.
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My niece is 3 and I ALWAYS ask if I can have a cuddle. Sometimes she says no. It’s not about ME being a risk to her. It’s about letting her know that her decision to have physical contact or not is respected. If you have an issue with this, you’re the weird one.
Enda O'Halloran
@EO_HalloranOct 22
Imagine this counterfactual: A child is made to hug family members at every gathering Sometimes they like hugs, sometimes they don't But when they say no, the adults laugh it off and make them give a hug anyway The child now internalises that their protests are meaningless And family members can just grab them whenever and they just have to accept it So imagine, god forbid, what happens if a family member tells the child about giving a "secret hug" If the child is used to their words being ignored, are they now more or less likely to say no and protest?
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Could do with a cuddle.
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My beloved scrungle
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