Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
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Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @Tim_Milts
Thank you! Here’s hoping
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I’ve been admitted 😮‍💨 I’m gonna hopefully have some toast and go to sleep.
Been in pregnancy assessment unit for the past 3 hours with potential preeclampsia 🫠
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Been in pregnancy assessment unit for the past 3 hours with potential preeclampsia 🫠
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Replying to @awildtom
Damn. I really like it 😂
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Can’t wait to get home and snog my husband x
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Replying to @surpluscaffeine
I currently have no children so very much enjoying it while I can!
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Replying to @Shellfromzero
It’s so freeing 😂
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Replying to @awildtom
Alpro is the only lactose free yogurt I can eat!
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Replying to @80sculturefan
You get it!
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I am the naked neighbour. Wearing clothes in my own house? Miss me with that.
My mom told my new friend that I like to walk around the house naked. WHICH IS NOT TRUE. But if she’s at my house or my sisters, if I am running a bath and need to grab something from the kitchen, I am just gonna GO TO THE KITCHEN. I don’t just walk around naked smh. Why grab a towel in your own home???
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My blood pressure was got to a level that was safe for me to fly, but I need a further review tomorrow. The meds are making me feel pretty shit. I’ve had such a lovely weekend at home, but the thought of going back to work is actually sending my anxiety through the roof 😔
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Replying to @beffybadbelly
You deserve it ❤️
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A shocking display of violence. Don’t mind the fan noise
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Replying to @beffybadbelly
Finally! Someone else that says, “fuck me pink” 😂
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Replying to @WitchyHibsCunt
You’ve got this ❤️❤️❤️
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