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ybe

@ycontrol

cronicamente mal-humorado e no alto falante da esquerda olhando pro palco

Joined April 2008
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Oi, rapariga! Me chamou?
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cudy@qrcudyOct 26
foto linda
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RED@reddpilladoOct 25
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Lula received 78 less votes in Palestine in the second round. The comments here are filled with Bolsonaro supporters thanking Israel for killing them. Disgusting people
Zack (@tuitaisaac) profile pictureZack@tuitaisaacOct 25
🇧🇷🇵🇸 RESULTADO — PALESTINA 2º TURNO 🔴 Lula (PT): 95,60% (1.000 votos) 🔵 Flávio Bolsonaro (PL): 4,40% (46 votos) 1º TURNO 🔴 Lula (PT): 93,2% (1.078 votos) 🔵 Flávio Bolsonaro (PL): 4,0% (46 votos)
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Nossa deve ser horrível ser gay e ter pai e mãe votando nesse demônio. Pra mim é papo de nunca mais nem deixar a pessoa falar que me ama essa porra não existe
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Noticed that a lot of terms for foreigners or outsiders start with G, so I made a map
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nossa q bizarro ele dá mt o cu dele ein pqp aiiii q medo de sexo gay n procurem n vejam se fode porra
Frankito, o Curioso® (@WeiseFranklin) profile pictureFrankito, o Curioso®
@WeiseFranklinOct 8
Inventei de fazer o "por onde anda" do Guilherme Zaiden. Lembram? O rapaz que há uns 20 anos viralizou com uns vídeos engraçados fazendo um emo. Encontrei. Me arrependi amargamente. Só dou um conselho: não façam isto. É sério. De nada.
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a metafora do ovo
链条 (@Jueshengshenlan) profile picture链条
@JueshengshenlanOct 6
谢谢巴西人信任中国，但我想告诉你们: 我们的干预是没有用的，就好像一个蛋，从外面破开是食物，从里面破开，才是生命。 蜕变，新生，只能从内部发生。 不要把希望寄托在外部，寄托在选票上。 当你们跨过选票，相信巴西真正的主宰，是你们的力量与勇气时，一切都将改变。 加油💪🇨🇳❤️🇧🇷
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ph@batmadonnaOct 7
ok... era dark woke das amantes bcharts oficialmente começou . nenhum hetero sigiloso está a salvo teapawt.net/gulumsegecme/status/20…
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João@KimJoaoUnOct 3
É para resolver amanhã.
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alisson@joo2hyuOct 2
art director e creative designer na bio byeeee
foster (@fosterlands) profile picturefoster@fosterlandsOct 2
prompt: recreate the first image: same pose, framing, camera angle, flash lighting, headphones, glasses, accessories and expression. replace only the person with me from the second reference, preserving my exact face and id. Photorealistic, raw flash photo, no changes to my face.
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KOAN@eukoanOct 2
morro q a diferença disso pra “me imagine nos anos 80” é só a rede social q vcs escolhem passar vergonha
foster (@fosterlands) profile picturefoster@fosterlandsOct 2
we are always uplifiting tinashe
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Replying to @fosterlands
“Creative director”
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POV: It's a Saturday morning in 2001.
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THIS IS FRYING ME 😭
Evermore⸆⸉🍃 (@evermore13331) profile pictureEvermore⸆⸉🍃@evermore13331Sep 27
???????THE LIKES?!?!?!?!?!
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love how Ed Sheeran in his statement said “I can’t cancel shows I have to pay the band!” and his band was like fuck you bud
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romero britto de saias
Jornal Nacional (@jornalnacional) profile pictureJornal Nacional
@jornalnacionalSep 9
Beatriz Milhazes assina pintura de espaço que liga dois edifícios do complexo do Masp. Confira a reportagem completa: glo.bo/4h1zp2h #JN
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This is just coming in: there appears to be a major fire on the upper floors of one of the towers of the World Trade Center in New York City. Reports claim that a small plane, either a Cessna or a private jet, accidentally flew into the tower around the 80th floor, due to either an air traffic control communications error or a malfunction on the aircraft. The dozens of victims are in our thoughts. We will continue to monitor rescue and repair surrounding this alarming accident.
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eu tenho paciente totalmente iletrado, com mais de 90 anos, oncológico, exenterado de um olho que de alguma forma é mais funcional que esse
Duque (@O_drDuque) profile pictureDuque@O_drDuqueJul 20
Replying to @reumalho
Ah isso é, quando é um dipirona etc é facil, foda é tu ter que lembrar nomes como "cloridrato de compaxindrax+ sufirico xantanta" etc (inventei esses nomes agora) Pra mim é o comprimido grande e o pequeno, pra saber o nome só olhando na caixa.
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