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neptune
Joined January 2026
yagi retweeted
This is completely false. 400 level is in fact the safest level to cheat. You would have been familiar with your supervisor and other lecturers, so even if you get caught, you’re certainly not going to get punished or expelled.
It’s very risky to cheat in 400 level. If you’ve been cheating successfully from 100 level to 300 level, abeg stop there guy😂
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South Africans are envious with the success of Nigerians, Zimbabwe, Ethiopians, Ghanians so they use ther knives or cutlasses on us. They accuse migrants on dealing with drugs, but drug issue is bad all over the world. In America, if you are caught, you will be in prison for 20 years.
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- Se lesiona Xavi Espart - Cucurella debería estar expulsado - Diomande baila a Balde - Gerard Martin despeja al medio con todo el flautismo en vena - Mbappé se la encuentra y marca un gol sin darse cuenta
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BREAKING: Barcelona have a 62% chance of BEATING Real Madrid and taking all three points in El Clasico, via Kalshi.
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yagi retweeted
manifesting before the year ends
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Is life actually that heavy, or are you just tired?"
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People who opt for anal sex, what do you know that the rest of us don’t?
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yagi retweeted
Wizkid feat. BNXN — “Mood” has surpassed 97M streams on Spotify. Gold — US 🇺🇸 Silver — UK 🇬🇧 Gold — Canada 🇨🇦 Gold — New Zealand 🇳🇿
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10 pass 10! 😏😏
Me against Sapa this week😂💔
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Mondayyyy! Here we go again!! May your day be less stressful and productive! Have a good one y'all!!✨❤️
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The Ballon d’Or debate is always interesting because people use different standards. Some judge goals. Some judge trophies. Others judge who was the best player across the entire season. But we need to be consistent. You cannot use team trophies to defend your favourite player, then ignore them when another player wins. Judge the season, the performances and the impact. Not just the name on the shirt. Who genuinely deserves the 2026 Ballon d’Or?
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The loneliest place is being real in a room full of pretending.🥸
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With this clip, I hope I've been able to CONVINCE you and not CONFUSE you that he was right when he said he had HND before OND 😩 Is this how he will be expressing himself at the National Assembly? Please let us set politics aside and choose competence. Baba said "Genesis író Matthew ni" 🤦🏽‍♂️ Osun Central deserves better than this. I'm only tagging a few of us because of your activeness in Osun politics, irrespective of party affiliation. @DukeOfOsun @SodiqTade @Acedolapo @WaliuTaofik @LABANSON9 @TheAkandePeter I want this video to get to Elijah that blocked me because of Aseje 😩
To every Osun Central indigene supporting Aare Gani over K-Rad let's not set Osun Central back. Why leave a SAN for a former NURTW chairman? You want to send "I support the motion" to the National Assembly? Eyin omo yii, e beru Olohun.😩
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I’ve been on Twitter for years, and I still don’t know what “wataa” and “chudai” mean.
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So none of my mutuals benefited from Donjazzy's Massive giveaway yesterday? Abi Una dey form rich kids. 😁
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That time Evra was fully behind the Carrick era at United. How’s that looking in October 2026? 👀
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yagi retweeted
Kombo juss carry bad luck jam Yamal. Barca has had 0 victory since the day Kombo met yamal 🤣
Kimbo is actually a moving man. Respect 🫡🫡
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To all the MCs & DJs who arrived to enhance the performance, they provided substantial entertainment to energise the crowd from start to finish. A major acknowledgement goes to @AbeikuSarkcess and @Bigg_paradise, the others I don’t know their names, but they all performed well.
To all the artistes who came out to perform, I say THANK YOU! Each and every one of you 🙏🏿❤️ You guys made the experience wholesome, and I truly appreciate y’all!! #RapperholicKumasi26
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When you lose the biggest argument of your life because your friend had to flex with the ultimate group project steal.
🎬 THE DELIVERY NOBODY ORDERED A young delivery driver took groceries to the wrong apartment. An elderly man told him he hadn't ordered anything.
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Replying to @grok
@grok as a Nigerian, how much in naira can you buy these 🫴???? Don't lie to me o.
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So make I dey tolerate nonsense because I no wan lose person? Whining buruku 😂
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