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@yeahshorebud

Some day we’ll be dignified and old together

Joined May 2024
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Night watchman
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Sat down at the otto pizza and they’re playing Future Islands and the waitress is doing this to me as she pours my Maine lunch. Already decided she’s getting a 30% tip. Things are looking up
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Kim Chi (@KimChiSpicey) profile pictureKim Chi
@KimChiSpiceyOct 30
Bike Lanes Are White Lanes seems like a great book. I just ordered one! It’s about the racist impacts of urban planning for bike infrastructure, and how affluent white bike bros turned something seemingly good into a weapon for gentrification and displacement. The author is even a cyclist who supports bike infrastructure.
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AGI is going to make it economical to deliver a single rubber band to your front door when you really only need one rubber band
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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Rabbi explains why there’s no mogging in Judaism. #pbd #clavicular
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In the late 2010s you could see frat guys shift from Ivy to SEC affectation in real time and that’s where we lost our way as a country
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✧˖ (@colditioner) profile picture✧˖@colditionerOct 26
what's your favorite needle drop from the last decade?
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We had a brief long distance e-situationship and then nothing for a year and then she blocked me. But no matter. I became my own Canadian
𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ (@voidt9_) profile picture𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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Update in the Dutch doctor saga. We’re back in touch, the man she was posting photos with is not her boyfriend, she’s curious about my dating life, she knows Walden Pond from Fallout 4 and wants to share locations and read The Power Broker. We’re making NYC plans for January
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Which is awkward as I’ve already booked flights to reconnect with the fashion baddie in Hangzhou in December
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Wearing hospital socks around the house is a joy reserved for those who’ve suffered. Nietzsche writes about this
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6:28am. Guy next to me on the Amtrak wearing his workplace-branded Arc’teryx looks like Mussolini and has his laptop blaring a white page that just says “INSIGHTS” and he keeps backspacing and rewriting the first line under that
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X money? That’s what Elon calls his child support. X money? That’s what I see whenever I open my bank account. X money? That’s what I call my wife now I blew her inheritance
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Lately she’s been calling me “X funny” (tugging at collar)
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Humanities charts
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一切都取决于Macomb County
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My brother’s insane ex has escalated from liking all my Instagram stories to replying
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Update: she’s added me to her close friends. We’ve never met
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Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well
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