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3D printing, absurdist comedy. Occasionally Judaism PFP from @IlanBlock or @ShmullyWolfson Thank hashem.

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Joined March 2009
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Replying to @MohandesDavid
When I was a bachur, I used to be able to do seven pull-ups 40 push-ups and squat for almost 2 minutes I can't do any of that now I also can't run for more than like 10 seconds
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goyim perspective: "all jews say OY!" reality: "Ho'aderet V'haemuna L'chai Olamim"
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i am running a star wars rpg with my kids. only one of them knows what order 66 is. how should i use this against them?
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Rabbi Lando
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokOct 27
Replying to @josephluria @yoniChanowitz
Rabbi Lando reporting in full kapota and fine silk gartel.
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So after running cloud city and becoming a general in the rebel alliance he became a Rabbi!?!?
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my family is not believing me on how bad this cyber attack is. this is what happens when you make jokes all the time
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I'm buying this game as soon as it's public instagram.com/reel/DeRaOfOsA…

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Yagdil Isn't Brisk
@BriskerovOct 20
What happened to Nachi Gordon
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@katsuxbtOct 20
Drake Maye says he used to play Rocket League until 1 a.m., but getting married moved him to the 8 p.m. tournament “For college, I was 12:30. I played Rocket League. There’s a tournament every night at 12:00 a.m. Me and my brother and one of my buddies would play. We’d play till 12:30, one o’clock.” “Every night, and I’d sleep five or six hours and get up and go to football. So, yeah, it wasn’t a great habit in college, but it was just what our generation and what I got used to. So then got married, and now we play the tournament at 8:00, and now I’m done by 9.”
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🎶 Do you hear the people sing? Saying Aluah Akbar It is the music of the people Who are coming from afar 🎶
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Baal teshuva: the canaanite deity who brings people back to Hashem Baal habayit: the philistine god who rules over houses Baalabus: same thing just yeshivish
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A true gadol is someone waist size 42 or larger
Rabbi Josh Yuter (@JYuter) profile pictureRabbi Josh Yuter@JYuterOct 21
Replying to @charedimcom
To the best of your knowledge, does the new Hareidi party have any endorsements from a recognized Torah leader? (I don't want to get into arguments over who is a "true" gadol)
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Of course the Rebbe really was the moshiach
Daniel (@growing_daniel) profile pictureDaniel
@growing_danielOct 20
Do jews ever feel stressed that maybe that guy really was the messiah
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One of the best parts of being Shomer negiah, is that is don't shake women's hands, so I can pick my nose and scract my butt all I want
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Heimishe guy: I don't want a defibrillator, I want a defibriNOW
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chanukkah is coming up if you want a cute idea, or great party shtick, our ALL GIMMEl dreidel will be for sale starting tomorrow!
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What is all the riots in France are just a cover so Gru can steal the Eifel Tower?
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I still think about this at least once a year
yoni chanowitz (@yoniChanowitz) profile pictureyoni chanowitz@yoniChanowitz25 Oct 2022
New business idea: A bikini top with the words חלב ישראל On it
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Read this over shabbos Tldr: the "golden age" of piracy happened because living in England in 1700 was objectively worse than living in England a century earlier, despite advanced technology. Desperate sailors turned to piracy
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I mean, modern pirates are also desperate Those guys in Somalia are dirt poor and literally cannot get another job Violence usually grows out of desperation I think this is something that big tech CEO s should consider
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Looking at the positive and being optimistic is exhausting
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Flatbush girl van is on president Street yelling at the WOMAN to accept the get This is very disturbing
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