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3D printing, absurdist comedy. Occasionally Judaism PFP from @IlanBlock or @ShmullyWolfson Thank hashem.

lematah me'asara tefachim
Joined March 2009
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
What happened to Nachi Gordon
Drake Maye says he used to play Rocket League until 1 a.m., but getting married moved him to the 8 p.m. tournament “For college, I was 12:30. I played Rocket League. There’s a tournament every night at 12:00 a.m. Me and my brother and one of my buddies would play. We’d play till 12:30, one o’clock.” “Every night, and I’d sleep five or six hours and get up and go to football. So, yeah, it wasn’t a great habit in college, but it was just what our generation and what I got used to. So then got married, and now we play the tournament at 8:00, and now I’m done by 9.”
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Baal teshuva: the canaanite deity who brings people back to Hashem Baal habayit: the philistine god who rules over houses Baalabus: same thing just yeshivish
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
He's right. I made my AI slop guy look more Lubavitch
Who genuinely finds this slop funny? Cringe to the max, no Lubavitcher would find this entertaining and the AI slop doesn't even make them look like Lubavitchers. Are their litviiah guys who get a laugh out of this???
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Taharos mishpacha be like:
Template. Go wild.
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My son is 4 years old, so we have some time until we talk about tuition
Absolutely nothing. Wth does it have to do with my children?
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Proportionate response
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Rabbi Israel Rubin BDE
My father, Rabbi Israel Rubin, passed away in his sleep on Friday night of Shemini Atzeres, after being at Hakafos in Shteeble that night, among people whom he loved & loved him. It marks 52 full years of his Shlichus in Albany NY - first arriving Sukkos 5734. >
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Just fyi, if you're going to start doing the whole Chabad not sleeping in the sukkah thing you also have to do the Chabad eating in the sukkah during a typhoon even if it kills you thing.
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Did anyone wake Green Day up?
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JPost: Heroic Passengers Foil Attempted Hijacking" NY Times: "Netanyahu Claims Flight Diverted Due To Terrorism" BBC: "Cockpit Stabbing Raises Safety Concerns" DansDeals: "Insane Points Opp For FlyDubai Skywards Members"
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Top tier rage bait
Tonight begins the Jewish harvest festival of Sukkot. May a sukkat shalom — a shelter of peace — spread over our city. To all celebrating: Gut Yontif and Chag Sukkot Sameach!
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Not surprising he’s pro-palestine if he thinks that Will Smith was the good guy there.
From New York to Benjamin Netanyahu: “Keep our mayor’s name out of your fucking mouth!"
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Only a Sith deals in absolute invitations to a bris
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Not a bad name for a mikvah 🤷🏻‍♂️😜
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I started to watch a video that I thought was a thriller about an African-American nanny hired by a billionaire Jewish family with a dark secret, but it turned out to be an ad for a weight loss pill instead
Does anyone have any more examples
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Inside of the Wolf are two men
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MCP stands for More Chasidus Please.
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The Dildo of Encouragement.
Don't put your water bottle in the dishwasher.
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