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Photographer. Rock/alt. DJ. Folk horror & Forteana fan. Basketballer. Discordian. Likes the clink of ice in whiskey and the sound of crashing guitars.

Nottingham, UK
Joined February 2009
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Remember that scene in Guy Ritchie's 'Sherlock Holmes' film where RDJ's Holmes methodically takes apart his opponent in the boxing ring? It shows *gravitas*. This is clearly the inspiration for that scene. That said, I am with Ray. Become the ruling body.
"I ain't need no Dell Inspirion to bust a man down on into his component pieces" achewood.com/2006/02/07/titl…
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To be reposted every time Oasis are in the news again.
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Today I found out that 'Lip Sync Battle' wasn't just Spiderman miming Rihanna as a bit for a talkshow, but a whole show by itself that people watched for entertainment.
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There's a type of Gen-Xer who's absolutely convinced that their age brings them some sort of 'analogue childhood, digital adulthood' credibility. These people's first exposure to the Internet was their own, unmodified MySpace profile, and they've been going downhill ever since
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Darren Jones‘ hangover has gone, and he clearly wants back in #BBCLauraK
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Fucking Dancing In The Fucking Moonlight by fucking FUCKING Toploader
What’s the actual Worst Song Ever? Like if you died and went to hell, what song would be playing on a loop?
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The Converse advert is interesting because I really didn't see the thing that other people saw and once I Googled it I… I *think* I can *kinda* see it.
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I'm not a goth, and to prove it I'm off to see the Sisters of Mercy.
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The pay phone in hell turns all your outgoing calls into telemarketing achewood.com/2003/12/15/titl…
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Let us mark the passing of Charlie Kirk by remembering his words: "I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."
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Sometimes I still feel pretty young, then I remember spending a lot of time in QuarkXPress.
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There was a glorious twelve hours or so where the Reform-bots were silenced. Now they're out in force again, trying to make out like this 'isn't a big deal'.
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Today, 1 of my students— a senior— asked me if I was from Minneapolis. Me: “Why would you think that?” Him: “Because this week you’re wearing a Replacements t-shirt; last week you wore a Husker Du shirt.” I should just retire right now. It’s not getting any better than that
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When a venue posts an AI-slop graphic, asking 'why not use us for… [your event]?', it answers its own question.
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Woman questions everything after seeing boyfriend without beard buff.ly/dAFkLXQ
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The exact moment the '80s became the '90s
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This article is infuriating: bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5… "For Lily Redman, a 26-year-old content creator from South Wales, digital cameras "capture a quality that my phone just can't replicate"."
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That's because you don't know how to use your phone camera. "That may also explain why low exposure photos taken on iPhones and Androids – where people dodge ready-made filters to artificially crank down the exposure setting and produce a darker image " These people get it.
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Rod Liddle was a talented writer, a human being with friends and family who will mourn his loss, and an obnoxious arsehole. All of this can be true simultaneously.
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