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Someone call the NRMA, I’m having a breakdown!

Just walked past a group of kids doing the ‘Wakanda Forever’ pose in front of the Shrine of Remembrance. #LestWeForget

Time flies when you have bananas

Canopy in a rainforest, or do I have to wait until I find a toilet?

People think you have to ‘train’ for Kokoda. Bro, just stop washing it.

I’ve decided to quit my job to become a theatre guy. I’m going to dedicate 100% of my time to producing/directing/staring in a one-man live stage production of Tenacious D’s Pick of Destiny, and then promptly retire.

Do they call them the Pyramids of Giza because they are old?

Rambo: First Blood, except I’m John Rambo and the mosquitoes in my room at 4AM are the corrupt cops