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Wow. Definitely going to be difficult for trump to rebound from racism. I see this as the ULTIMATE nail in the coffin for his campaign. Sayonara, sucker! Haha
the record store guy was medium-interested in my story about the Dylan Carlson/Kurt Cobain connection, but very interested in my story about seeing Dylan Carlson buying lots of cheese at Trader Joes.
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- basement chase terror with giant ants and locked doors
- questioning authenticity of Patagonia tee shirt in London shoppe
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twas a pleasant dream night:
- pursued by authorities for murder
- woken up (2x) with a vivid dream where my dad, who is no longer alive, pulled up to my house in his work truck from my teen years
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I threw out some super-expired arugula earlier this evening and assumed that’s what was giving the kitchen a funky smell but I just realized it was an unlit burner left on low for… four hours 😱
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6-year-old: "Mom and Dad, we should visit Stonehenge."
Parents: "Wow, yeah, that would be incredible! I’d love t—"
6-year-old: "or Great Wolf Lodge."
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