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David Grant

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Internet user for 10,000 years. Computer programmer. Climber. Term-ventor of term term-ventor.

 Seattle
seizethedave.com
Joined January 2007
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His mind
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Wow. Definitely going to be difficult for trump to rebound from racism. I see this as the ULTIMATE nail in the coffin for his campaign. Sayonara, sucker! Haha
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I like when comedians say they can't tell jokes anymore because of the woke mob and then Neil Hamburger steps up to the mic, clears his throat and asks the audience "Why didn't Micheal Jackson's kids get any dessert?"
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matt@mattybtweets693 Mar 2024
Using the ‘Dutch angle’ when filming my sons first birthday to convey his descent into madness
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In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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For me, cooking begins at the grocery store, where I carefully select only the freshest ingredients
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wife (slapping bills on counter): are these going to pay themselves? me (looking up from phone with intense look) Wise gibbon Feng gave an extra banana to his friend Zhao today… He received much respect from other zoo elders for this action, according to Guangzhou news outlets
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Remembering Link Wray, born on this day in 1929 in Dunn, North Carolina. Here he is performing “Rumble” in San Francisco in 1974.
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Yuck… #wildfires #Seattle
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My Ballard@myballard14 Aug 2023
The fish ladder is bursting with Chinook right now, with over 500 counted in a single day last week at the Ballard Locks. myballard.com/2023/08/14/bal…

Ballard Locks fish ladder is chock-full of salmon right now - My Ballard

The salmon are in full force at the Ballard Locks fish ladder right now, with hundreds of Chinook and sockeye making their way upstream for their annual migration. According to the Washington...

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he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie
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perfect posture
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We are heartbroken by the loss of the Vim boss. Rest in peace, Bram.
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The Washington Post, Washington DC, June 11, 1916
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This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.
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Me (doing Disney press): So (grinning) Indy… (grinning harder)… or should I call you Han?? Hahaha Harrison Ford (texting on a flip phone): kill this guy when he walks to his car
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