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AO3 can officially say whatever it wants about provider breaches.
That aged well: AO3
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I have an amazing frontier model. She goes to another school. In Canada. You wouldn’t know her.
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Fam, check this out: Announcing BLAKE3-Servil! A new implementation of the BLAKE3 secure hash function. I used AI agents to make it *both* more secure *and* a lot faster. It's the opposite of an AI slop cannon. An AI laser beam. :-) ⤵️
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“Grandpa do we have to visit this brothel too?” “Yes.”
Benjamin Franklin is dispatched to France as a commissioner for the United States. He takes with him his 16-year-old grandson, William Temple Franklin.
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Replying to @QuinnyPig
This just in: Corey Quinn says that Amazon CloudWatch is a cure for cancer. Film at 11...
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Replying to @cohere
could you share the full traces? Very important artefact for all to understand this!
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Now that this name is taken, there's only ballstack left for me
So uh...I guess it's time to announce tstack? I caved. I am publishing my skills now.
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chaser: do you know what other company takes 30% while doing way less than what Steam does and is aggressively protecting their monopoly? I'll give you three guesses.
we can argue whether the value justifies the take or not (I think it does btw, Steam does _A LOT_ for you besides just hosting and collecting payment for your game), but the claiming that Valve is the _worst_ company in gaming is, to put it diplomatically, unhinged.
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I kneel
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Dip Sleep ~深い眠り~
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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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People are losing their shit with no regard for how much shit they need to be keeping in reserve, in order to lose later.
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Unfortunately, Bioware really only had 3 distinct options going forward. (I am probably not the first person to make this joke)
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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hey, somebody's generated all single-byte ECC keys in web PKI used curves and is hitting CT logs already, right?
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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If they made private keys open source more people could audit them and make sure they're not 4??
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emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co… well that's rather stylish. incredible, really. (wonder if this is fucked rng on their keygen or bad storage or what). I'm not at least aware of a previous CA compromise which is "sign arbitrary messages with the actual private key"
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... fucking _4_.
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