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People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing almost every day.

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Joined July 2011
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Post Election Ad
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StevenK retweeted
Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing several sports into a blender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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StevenK retweeted
The Onion Creates a spoof of the Joe Rogan Podcast and its completely spot on.
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Fun fact, Rod Laver, arguably the GOAT, earned $1.56M in his career. For reaching the U.S. Open SF, Khachonov has earned $1.4M 😄@PatrickMcEnroe @AdamZagoria @Gill_Gross @NothingMajorPod
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Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite"
The Trump administration is planning to quietly sell part of Yosemite National Park to a private developer.
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the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years
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Lindsay Graham from 2015
Summer 2015. Several lifetimes ago. A different America. Lindsey Graham, running for president, says this about Joe Biden. The same summer he said Trump would “kill” the GOP with his hateful comments. Several lifetimes ago. A different America.
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University of Chicago Law School had decided to ban *not just AI* but laptops from the first year law classroom. This is the way!
The first major university that publicly commits to a total AI ban in its undergrad teaching (no AI in class, in creating syllabi or class prep, creating & completing assignments, or grading) and makes that part of its brand will see a major surge in applications & enrollment.
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Brilliant Brother
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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And how will you be celebrating?
Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…
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This is hilarious 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 6:00 PM: "I hate socialism and communism. I want to eliminate it." 🇺🇸Trump at 6:05 PM: "Intel needed help. I told them, 'I’ll do it for you, but give the United States of America 10% of your company.'" That’s literally socialism 🤣. No one exposes Trump better than Trump.
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“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”
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“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Finally!
From @TheAthletic: So many tennis players travel with their pets that the French Open hired a dog concierge to look after them so that their owners can focus on performing at their peak. Ten dogs were given their own credential badges. nyti.ms/4dQu7Gj
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Yes; let’s appoint a housing staffer, with zero intelligence experience to be head of NSA… makes sense
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And it gets tougher: Grigor Dimitrov, 35, loses in the 1st round of qualifying to Jaime Faria of Portugal 3-6 7-5 7-6 (10-6) It was less than a year ago that he was ranked in the top 25 and up two sets to love on Sinner at Wimbledon before he got injured.
Tough sport #tennis Grigor Dimitrov, top 10 in the world in 2025, splits sets in the first round of qualifying at #RolandGarros with young Portuguese Jaime Faria First qualifying tournament at a major for Dimitrov, now 35 years old, since 2011 #getty #rolandgarros #tennis
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