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People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing almost every day.

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Joined July 2011
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Post Election Ad
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Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing several sports into a blender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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The Onion Creates a spoof of the Joe Rogan Podcast and its completely spot on.
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Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite"
The Trump administration is planning to quietly sell part of Yosemite National Park to a private developer.
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the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years
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University of Chicago Law School had decided to ban *not just AI* but laptops from the first year law classroom. This is the way!
The first major university that publicly commits to a total AI ban in its undergrad teaching (no AI in class, in creating syllabi or class prep, creating & completing assignments, or grading) and makes that part of its brand will see a major surge in applications & enrollment.
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Brilliant Brother
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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This is hilarious 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 6:00 PM: "I hate socialism and communism. I want to eliminate it." 🇺🇸Trump at 6:05 PM: "Intel needed help. I told them, 'I’ll do it for you, but give the United States of America 10% of your company.'" That’s literally socialism 🤣. No one exposes Trump better than Trump.
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“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”
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“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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And it gets tougher: Grigor Dimitrov, 35, loses in the 1st round of qualifying to Jaime Faria of Portugal 3-6 7-5 7-6 (10-6) It was less than a year ago that he was ranked in the top 25 and up two sets to love on Sinner at Wimbledon before he got injured.
Tough sport #tennis Grigor Dimitrov, top 10 in the world in 2025, splits sets in the first round of qualifying at #RolandGarros with young Portuguese Jaime Faria First qualifying tournament at a major for Dimitrov, now 35 years old, since 2011 #getty #rolandgarros #tennis
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StevenK retweeted
If you want to see an example of how this operates in action - here you go 😭
Errani and Paolini are starting on the same side of the doubles court on serve?? Just standing next to each other
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We are spending at least $500 million a day to bomb Iran. Imagine how many teachers we could hire, how many public housing units we could build, how many bridges and roads we could fix, if we spent that kind of money on improving life for working people?
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani just made history. New York’s first-ever pied-à-terre tax — an annual fee on luxury properties worth $5M+ owned by people who don’t even live here. Ken Griffin bought a $238M penthouse in NYC. He doesn’t live here. It sits empty. While working New Yorkers can’t afford rent. That changes today. $500M annually — straight to childcare, clean streets, and safer neighborhoods. This is what governing for people looks like.
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There was a lot of craziness today, but let it not be lost that the Vice President of America spoke in person at a political rally for a brutal autocrat and said “I love Viktor.” Trump and Vance want to do to America what Orbán has done to dismantle democracy in Hungary.
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Chinese Ambassador Fu Cong on voting against draft resolution: "The draft resolution, should it have been adopted, would send the wrong message and have serious, very serious consequences…the U.S. and Israel are the instigators of this conflict."
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This would be a good time for: a.) STRATCOM commanders who implement orders to fire nuclear missiles to read up on Nuremberg and prosecutions for obeying orders to commit war crimes; and b.) for cabinet members to reread the 25th Amendment and have each other on speed dial.
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This is truly unprecedented. A vice president of the United States wading hip deep in another country's election. And he is doing it on behalf of Viktor Orban, the autocratic prime minister of Hungary, whose efforts to gut democracy there were a template for @realDonaldTrump's here.
JD Vance: "Will you stand against the bureaucrats in Brussels? Will you stand for western civilization? Will you stand for freedom, truth, and the God of our fathers? Then, my friends, go to the polls and stand for Viktor Orban!"
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