just yapping honestly

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Kylian Mbappé won the Golden Boot at the World Cup, in the Champions League, and in La Liga. Bundesliga Player of the Season: Olise Bayern Player of the Season: Olise Champions League Player of the Season: Kvara La Liga Player of the Season: Lamine Yamal World Cup winner: Yamal England Player of the Year: Jude Bellingham He didn’t win any Player of the Tournament award, but sure, Harry Kane is the Ballon d’Or winner. Make it make sense pls
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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sports dead man they’re giving out ballon d’ors for statpadding in bundesliga
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JOSE MOURINHO KNEE SLIDE. SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
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I wanna do a thread on yesterday after thinking more about it and what the ideas were. 🧵 Overall, I think Alonso’s macro-approach made sense because of Spurs’ issues so far this season, but the details and his inability to adapt lost Chelsea the game.
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Alonso is 8 games into a 38 league season and you lot are losing your minds like this
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The hardest thing about supporting Chelsea is the fanbase after a defeat or when we're on a poor run. By a mile. So toxic and emotionally draining. Its a waste of time trying to make the same points about stability and success, because its clear fans will never learn, and that holds us back as a club.
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This is also Fernandes committing an intentional handball to stop a goal scoring opportunity.
🚨 Should this have been a RED CARD for Cole Palmer ? #CHETOT
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There’s a reason Enzo Fernandez only looks somewhat good when he’s playing 10. He is absolute food out of possession.
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Chelsea fans who warned City fans about Enzo are on cloud 9. Even how the player who partners him will get slandered just like Caicedo😭😭
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he actually thinks ‘Enz’ had a good game 😂 i’m out of maresca nation today
Enzo Maresca on why @BouaddiAyyoub didn't come on vs Aston Villa: "I think against PSG it was a bit different. I think today we needed technical midfielders, that's why Rayan [Cherki] was out and Phil [Foden] was inside. But no doubt Ayyoub is going to help us. Today Enz [Fernandez] and Elliot [Anderson] both had a very good game. And we have so many games that, for sure, he's going to play minutes..."
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city fans clocked how dogshit enzo is within 2 months. chelsea fans were still arguing with me about him 4 years in
we’re actually down to 10 men rn bro Enzo Fernandez is good at absolutely fucking nothing he’s so shit he’s so shit he’s so shit fucking shit Argentine dickhead
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Enzo Fernandez was simply the most ridiculous, pointless signing in our history If you were going to spend £125M just to make the manager happy then why didn't you just give it to him as a secret signing bonus?
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A £125 million midfielder who: Can’t drop a shoulder Can only thrive box crashing Can’t evade pressure Can’t carry Line breaking his mid at best Can’t win a duel for his life Loves a stamp tackle Can’t track a runner Can’t run. He is by far the worst I’ve seen.
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Unai Emery is one funny man 😂
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I'm not watching any other game while Enzo Fernandez is playing. Bro is not a midfielder. 😭
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we’re actually down to 10 men rn bro Enzo Fernandez is good at absolutely fucking nothing he’s so shit he’s so shit he’s so shit fucking shit Argentine dickhead
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maresca is never benching enzo so i will be praying two rakah for an ACL tear
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Just enjoy the 125m Honda we just gave you and stay away from actual greatness
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Xabi’s completely changed the mentality in this squad. Past two seasons we would’ve lost our heads, got someone sent off, and bottled a game where the opposition were just here to not play footy. Today we didn’t fall for the ragebait. FAIR FUCKING PLAY ALONSO
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