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Oxford comma enthusiast, square-Earther, pun aficionado. Get off my lawn.

Buffalo, NY
Joined December 2011
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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Replying to @Polymarket
Would support this. It shows that Africa and the Arab states have more than enough space for Africans and Arabs.
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Who did this?! 😭🤣
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The empty podium spot and look on these girls’ faces says it all. This needs to stop.
For two years in a row, high school athlete Lauren Matthew came in 2nd to a male in the WA State GIRLS 400m State Track Championship. Here is the empty 2nd podium spot where she refused to stand the second year, and her holding a sign that says she is the real state champion. You can stop injustices like these by voting YES on I-638 in November. @wasendemocrats @wahousedems @GovBobFerguson @DIAGdemocrats @LGBCourage @letsgowa @KDansky @JenniferSey @KnownHeretic
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The pain is real
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Pit bulls were responsible for 78% of all fatal dog attacks in 2025. 8% of dogs in the US are pit bulls.
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Four step solution to the pit bull problem: 1) Ban the breeding, sale, or adoption of pit bulls 2) Kill all pit bulls currently in shelters 3) Mandate immediate euthanizing of any privately owned pit bull who attacks or attempts to attack a person 4) Charge the owners of pit bulls who attack humans with assault with a deadly weapon
Rear naked choke saves child from killer pitbull attack Take jiu jitsu
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Replying to @remarks
This is what you can expect if she Runs again Smh ☠️☠️☠️
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why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Judge James Boasberg rules America must return to England.
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The 5 reasons soccer won't increase in popularity after the world cup is over. 1. The flopping. This goes against the soul of every American. We value grit, toughness and basically not being a pussy. 2. The clock. No one wants to get to the end of a game and have no clue when it's over. Just stop & start the clock when you need to, like sane people. 3. Offsides. Just put a line out there like everyone else. This floating line you have makes the game unwatchable. It's like a built in, anti-excitement glitch you manufactured for your game. 4. Red cards. What a stupid rule that you automatically get kicked out for the next game for getting one. I can understand suspending someone after a league review of something you did that was horrible. But to automatically get suspended because of what a ref saw at full speed is stupid. 5. Ties. In America we call it kissing your sister, cause that's the same feeling you get after a tie. Pure disgust. In soccer, it seems like the result you prefer most. Play til you have a winner.
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Buffalo City Hall held a Somali flag raising ceremony today. Just yesterday they canceled 4th of July fireworks. No celebration for America’s 250th but they can celebrate foreign invaders. TREASONOUS TRAITORS
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When you turn on the World Cup game and they stop play for a “hydration break.”
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Replying to @wydblaise
Amy Schumer had a fucking "prime'?? What kind, prime rib?
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“Where else would you rather pee!?” Is this the wildest #BillsMafia 🦬 tattoo yet? 😂 Link to their IG on the next ➡️
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Date, score, “Ellis”…Sarbes. This is for sure some glitch in the matrix.
FINAL SCORE: BUF 5, CAR 0 -- BUF SCORERS: J.POMINVILLE(19,20), M.ELLIS(6), J.HECHT(12), D.ROY(29). GO TO SARBES.COM FOR MORE INFO.
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Large groups of teenagers are swarming streets in cities across the United States, disrupting neighborhoods, damaging property and prompting a growing debate among elected leaders and law enforcement over how to respond. 13wham.com/news/nation-world…
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Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.
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My room mate says I'm schizophrenic The jokes on him, I don't even have a room mate
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It's funny because it's true. No Kings.
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