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In San Francisco they make you join a church to get a watermelon ice geek bar
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My wife got pregnant by another man.
It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own.
Here's 5 things it taught me about being a JPMorgan Industrials banker: 👇
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gay person: I'm gay
autistic person: I'm autistic
that one gay and autistic friend: You should really go see the new Resident Evil movie
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You could probably raise a kid entirely in San Francisco never leaving the city limits and convince them that when humans become old they turn Chinese
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Every time I'm in a jet plane I jerk off in the bathroom, but I do not look at porn.
Being inside the White man's creation--the jet airplane--is incredibly arousing.
The white man for long time domination all world. But Mandate of Heaven no longer belong for the white man.
This 10 year treasury note yield determine rates for mortgage, business loan, real estate development, and student loan.
The bond yield jump to 5.134% a symbol the gods no longer favor the white man. But no one care in America. Why? The white man be so distract from look at breast meat and watch negro sport ball.
The fall of the white man come not from famine, disease, or war. The white fall because he love play with his penis too much.
SAD!
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"so how do you know all your friends"
uhh we went to crypto twitter together
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Every time a stranger asks me about politics I try to out libtard them. I once told I girl I've donated 75% of my income to Gaza
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Modern men are emasculated. Times are hard because men are weak and low T. Follow me for aesthetic mood boards of steak and honey to help you understand how to be masculine better. Still don’t get it? Here is a picture of me drinking cappuccino in my chinos and boat shoes.
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people who only smoke drunk cigs be like wanna step outside and pass around one cigarette between the three of us?





























