@703Moose

Sometimes you gotta be ready for business, but you’ve always gotta be ready to party. Fake grass is always green. Airport beer enthusiast

 Arlington, VA
Joined May 2009
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Wordle 620 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cheers
Moose@703Moose4 Jun 2022
Everyday I play wordle just waiting for them to use the word moose so I can get it in one and never play again
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A grown man dressed as Bernie the Brewer fighting back tears in enemy territory. I love this stupid, beautiful game.
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evergreen.
Sam Stein
@samsteinOct 27
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…

Hegseth Needs More T—Poll Shows He’s No Male Role Model

Our new survey explores masculinity, sports gambling, and whether Americans want their commentators running the country.

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Publius of Troy
@PubliusofTroyOct 25
Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.
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My wedding ring should’ve denied me entry
Moose@703MooseOct 25
I’m at a bar 20 some year old moose used to go to get laid with my wife and her friends and I’m carrying a bag of books we bought earlier after a fucking cidery. Life comes at you FAST
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I’m at a bar 20 some year old moose used to go to get laid with my wife and her friends and I’m carrying a bag of books we bought earlier after a fucking cidery. Life comes at you FAST
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The girls are talking about their times here. We are at least 7 years older than anyone else on this rooftop
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Brewers/Rays World Series so good when u aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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You ever interact with a UPS man and an amazon delivery contractor back to back and you can very clearly see the kind of customer service 6 figures and a union buys you.
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Here’s #Texans LB Azeez’s view on the repercussions he’s received for his eye black:
DJ Bien-Aime | NASM CPT
@DjbienaimeOct 22
Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving said "you have to stand up" when addressing Wednesday night why he offered to cover Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair's Week 1 NFL fine espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5024…

Kyrie explains offer to pay Al-Shaair's fine: 'You have to stand up'

Azeez Al-Shaair was fined after he wore the name Hind Rajab on his eye black during the Texans' season opener.

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“I just spoke to my agents, and since I’m listed as a 4-star and the reason we committed is now out the door, we are going to decommit from Maryland.”
Rivals
@RivalsOct 21
🚨BREAKING🚨 2028 4-star RB Jerome Larue has decommitted from Maryland, @adamgorney reports. "I just spoke to my agents, and since I’m listed as a 4-star and the reason we committed is now out the door, we are going to decommit from Maryland." Read: on3.com/rivals/news/maryland…
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Long Now Foundation
@longnowOct 15
Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0

The People Holding Up the Internet: Who Maintains Open Source

Four billion phones ask one text file what time it is, kept by a UCLA lecturer in his spare time. We counted who maintains the code under your phone.

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*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 16
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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With the Brewers sweep of the Dodgers, it guarantees that the 2026 Pirates will have won the season series vs the World Series Champion. 7-6 vs MIL 2-1 vs TB 2-1 vs CLE
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Fixed it
Circling Back
@circlingbackpodOct 15
We will not be accepting feedback at this time
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Tony Clements@TonyCMKEOct 16
“The Brewers win the Pennant! Oh my God the #Brewers win the pennant” What an incredible call by Jeff Levering on the radio
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If I have to listen to Pat McAfee in a broadcast booth for 60 minutes I’m watching the Spanish broadcast instead.
Evan Sidery
@esideryOct 15
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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Moose retweeted
beanie
@beaniebblOct 14
look how he is a little unsure but continues on regardless. lesson in that.
trailcam
@Trail_CamsOct 14
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not that anyone asked but Run is for sure my most spooky-season book.
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